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BlackAngel
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« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2003, 02:37:46 PM »

Friday
Chris Tucker: You got knocked the f**k out!!

Tucker: I need to use your bathroom
John Witherspoon: What you wanna do #1 or #2?
Tucker: #2
Witherspoon: Nobody's droppin' no stinky loads up in this house 'cept me.

Rush Hour2
Jackie Chan: I'm Micheal Jackson, you Toto
Tucker: You mean Tito, Toto is what we had for dinner.

Babershop
(A scene where an angry woman has a bat and goes postal on the wrong man's car)
Lady: This ain't Malcom Brown's car?
Man: Who the hell is Malcom Brown?!!
Lady: uh, My bad.

Army of Darkness
Ash: Yo, she-b***h, let's go.
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Meteor Man can kick Superman's ass.
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« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2003, 04:48:29 PM »

I'm jumping in here late, don't know if it's been said already:

Laugh all you want, monkey boy!
-Buckaroo Bonzi (John Lithgow's character)
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« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2003, 06:29:21 PM »

Rush Hour2

The funniest line in Rush HOur 2 was in the outakes, after the bad guy flies out the window and Chan and Tucker are watching and Tucker says "Well I guess he's not going to be in Rush Hour 3"

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« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2003, 11:03:25 AM »

Watched part of "Savage Dawn" last night. At the start of a fight of Lance Henricksen against a couple of bullies, Lance says "Don't touch me...unless you love me".  That's an instant favorite line of mine, now
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SkullNinja
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« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2003, 02:51:08 AM »

"I'm Doctor Ted Nelson."

    From The Incredible Melting Man. Burr DeBenning acts like it's some sort of damned magic word that he utters it so often.
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