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The Burgomaster
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« on: February 10, 2003, 01:48:20 PM »

Okay . . . here's my idea.

How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?

It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by Michael Bay.

Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

Dim could be played by Jack Black.

Never mind. I'll shut up now . . .

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2003, 02:38:15 PM »

Joe wrote:
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> Okay . . . here's my idea.
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> How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?
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> It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by
> Michael Bay.

Don't give them any ideas

> Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

LOL!
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2003, 04:08:26 PM »

I like the Dim/Jack Black match-up =]
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Funk, E.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2003, 04:41:11 PM »

joe... you are a sick, sick man :-)
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2003, 08:32:05 PM »

f**k yeah, Hugh Grant is one of the greatest actors I know. It would be fun to see him against type

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2003, 10:33:40 PM »

Jesus, don't DO that!! I have to wash my brain just for conceptualizing that!

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2003, 10:36:03 PM »

What kind of evil, parallel universe could spawn such a hideous idea? (no reflection on you, of course).
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2003, 12:37:37 AM »

It could be worse; Ben Affleck as Alex. :)
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2003, 01:36:45 AM »

If Chris Farley wasn't dead, we could have an SNL version of the Droogs, led by Adam Sandler. He would, of course, listen to opera instead of Ludwig Von.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2003, 02:16:32 PM »

Sure I could deal with a remake but less "English" and more "Urban like"
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Bernie
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2003, 03:25:19 PM »

How about  Carrot Top as Alex?  (Sorry if anybody's eating while they read this....)
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2003, 04:30:21 PM »

How about Keanu Reeves as Alex, there would be something disturbing about his blank facial expression as he beats someone to a pulp.

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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2003, 04:41:51 PM »

less "English" and more "Urban like"

Nah, the English resrver works well against the "what are we willing to do to our citizens to maintain our society"
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2003, 10:58:52 AM »

Shhhhhh!!!! You are giving the studios ideas...
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2003, 03:09:36 PM »

Carrot Top as Alex? Naaaaaah, I don't think so.

However, I think he would be PERFECT for a live-action skating production of "Chucky on Ice."

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