Greetings B fans,
I just recently found this site through my friend, and I have to say that I haven't laughed this hard day to day in a long while, viewing all these really bad movie reviews. I feel like seeing the full Sgt Kabukiman NYPD just to see the other bad moves he does ;).
Well, I was wondering though, no one has made a review for "I come in peace". It was probably the earliest bad movie i remember seeing(besides Killer Klowns). And it also stars Dolph Lundgren, who seems to have the innate ability to star in many of these bad movies =). Anyway, this movie is so bad. Here's the basic plotline: Two aliens from outer space come to earth, one good, one bad(which you just guess from the number of stabbings, cd throwings, etc that the bad one does). So the bad alien came to earth to produce a rare drug from his world that we call endorphins, as weird as it sounds. It gets weirder because in order to make this drug, the alien needs to inject a human with tons of heroine and then stab his head and take the endorphin (I take it that advanced aliens found a way past a needle in the arm). So the good alien is trying to kill him, although unsuccessfully, and eventually shows Lundgren how aliens are made of cottage cheese (I AM NOT KIDDING =). Lundgren now has to kill the alien with some sort of super gun (darn, i was hoping that he got to use the killer cds), and finishes him off by impaling him and saying "and you'll go in pieces @!#$" as he blasts the alien with the super gun. The whole movie to me is a riot, I rent it sometimes just to have a whole night of laughs at bad acting. Anyway, thats the basic movie.
You can find the Internet Movie Database of it here :
http://us.imdb.com/Title?I+Come+in+Peace+(1990)
Well i hope this gets a review by someone here, as its one of B-est (no pun intended =) movies i have ever had the pain of watching ;)
Jay S. =)
