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Alisa
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« on: June 12, 2001, 11:56:56 PM »

My god i can not even use words to express how bad this movie is.  I can't even believe Brandon Lee decided to act in this crapoly.  It's so disheartening and pitiful to watch Brandon Lee kiss Dolph Lundgren's ass throughout the whole movie.

    If i remember correctly there is one particular scene in which Brandon Lee actually says "If we die i just want you to know that you have the biggest dick i have ever seen"  (or some bulls**te like that) to Dolph.
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Squishy
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2001, 07:09:54 AM »

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

I caught a glimpse of the, uh, climax, and Dolph in his silly-looking-on-a-gaijin outfit. Haven't been right in the, eh, head since.
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Steve.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2001, 01:22:28 PM »

The best thing about this movie is the have-mercy-on-us running time.
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Will
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2001, 05:19:34 PM »

hee hee hee, I loved it!  Best line: Tia Carrere laughs after f**king Dolph.  Dolph: \"Vat?\"  Tia: \"That time, I could hear you cumming....\"

Okay, if she could hear it, there\' probably something very, very wrong.....
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Flangepart
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2001, 11:04:24 AM »

well....if "Chatterbox" can be a movie about a woman with vocal apparatis in her...uh...."Personal space".....why not Ears? Oh, lord, the potential for commentary speaks for its self......
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Gerry
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2001, 03:11:32 PM »

I'm embarrassed to admit that I've seen this.  And yes, I clearly remember the "big dick" line.  I can't imagine how Brandon Lee could say that with a straight face.  But he was a nobody at the time it was made, so I guess he was just happy to get a pay check.
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Ron J.
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2001, 04:38:15 PM »

yeah yeah big dicks!
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2014, 12:14:08 PM »

We just watched this movie and absolutely loved it. SOOO dumb.

Highlights:
1. Why does Dolph's parents get killed?
2. Crack-Beer (cause THAT would work)
3. Dullest Samurai sword ever in end fight
4. Flammable beer vat
5. The sex scene (Holy crap it's amazingly bad, maybe worse than the Room's)
6. Buddy cop movie takes on a whole new meaning

Great fun and highly recommended movie.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 05:03:51 PM »

pre 9/11 topics >
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2014, 08:14:21 AM »

pre 9/11 topics >
Ah. Dang, it even looks like a 70's era TV movie...how did that happen?
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 10:13:58 AM »

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