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Fearless Freep
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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2003, 05:27:15 PM »

What do you say?

I want the hairspray contract

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thefeen
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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2003, 09:57:49 AM »

I watched that 100 greatest movie actors last night. What a f**kin joke. Al Pachino number 1 and De Niro number 2. Thats goddam s**ttin ridiculous. Im not sayin Pachino is a bad actor but hes nothin more than the poor mans De Niro. So to go someway to right this terrible injustice i will match these two against each other in mortal combat.

Robert De Niro vs Al Pachino

Both fighters come out swinging with Al taking an early lead using his lack of stature to easily dodge Bobs haymakers. Bob responds by throwing salt in Als eyes, blinding him. With his vision impaired Al has to rely on his sense of smell, taking a deep sniff, he says 'Ahh, the sent of a woman', confused Bob D asks 'Are you talking to me?'. Al regains enough of his eyesight to see a toilet in the distance, stubling over he realises that it is the same toilet behind which he had earlier hidden a pistol. Bob sees Al groping blindly for his hidden weapon and pulls out his trusty .44 magnum and says to Al 'Suck on this', he then splatters Pachino all over the wall.

Winner: Robert De Niro. All hail emperor Niro!
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evil chickens
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« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2003, 10:08:10 AM »

heres a thunder dome match up
Charile sheen vs martian sheen!
2 sheen's enter 1 sheen leaves
after a short fist fight both would grab a weapon martian with the hammer and charile with the chainsaw.
martian gets glancing blow on the twat flooring him but as he raises the hammer over his head for the final blow chaile being a bastard kick his dads legs out and rans the chainsaw through his stomach cutting him in two.
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2003, 08:39:45 PM »

I´m doing X-Men fights currently.

Suggestions anyone?
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evil chckens
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« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2003, 09:18:00 AM »

what about a fight between the old xmen cartoon and the film?
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evil chckens
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« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2003, 09:52:40 AM »

heres another superhero fight
batman vs the phantom
rubber vs liycra
the phantom would come out fighting with the strengh of 10 tigers and start to pummel batman to the ground untill batman uses some fancy crap from his utilty belt theat traps the phantom and stops him from moving just as the cape crusader is about to finish our purple hero of phantom calls on 10 real tigers which rip the pointy eared twat to bits!!
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2003, 09:35:12 PM »

Currenbtly on my sites:

Jubilee VS Shadowcat

Wayne and Garth(from the"Wayne´s World"movies)VS Beavis and Butthead
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thefeen
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« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2003, 09:30:31 AM »

Hey Johnny Blister whats your websites address i wanna check it out
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evil chickens
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« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2003, 10:05:26 AM »

Steven segal vs stalone

segal woulkd get his arse kicked ofr slapping like a girl having a pony tail and wearing cadigans whilst acting tough the pick. stalone is a prick as well but has done some good movies.
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2003, 12:44:26 PM »

My sites adresses:

http://www.geocities.com/agustinaldo/fightclubcurrent.html

http://www.geocities.com/agustinaldo/projectmayhemcurrent2.html

Also,check out Jean Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal on Grudge Match:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/seagal_vandamme.shtml
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2003, 07:40:08 PM »

Currently on my sites:

Scotty(from"Star Trek")VS Groundskeeper Willy

The Professor(from"Gilligan´s Island) VS Og(from"Mike,Lu & Og") in "Junkyard Wars"
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2003, 07:20:51 PM »

Currently on my sites:

Ace Ventura VS Kraven The Hunter


Chewbacca(from the"Star Wars"franchise) VS Bigfoot
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spikesangel
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« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2003, 05:18:44 AM »

Starbuck wins!
*drools at the thought of Starbuck*

by the way, Johnny Blister, i love your site.

i still chuckle over the Village People vs Spice Girls

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yaddo42
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« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2003, 06:34:31 AM »

Father "I Kick Arse For The Lord" MacGruder vs. Terry "Streetfighter" Tsurugi

Chaney (Charles Bronson in HARD TIMES) vs. Mikey the Pikey (from SNATCH)

Snake Plissken vs. Spike Spiegel

Klaus Kinski vs. Don Logan (Ben Kingsley in SEXY BEAST)

and finally,

A last man standing shot drinking contest between:

Mr. Fujisawa (EL HAZARD), Bluto Blutarsky (ANIMAL HOUSE), Wong Fei-Hung (THE DRUNKEN MASTER), and Kid Shellen (Lee Marvin in CAT BALLOU)
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Johnny Blister
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« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2003, 04:55:40 PM »

Currently on my site:

Droopy VS Daria Morgendorffer VS Marvin The Paranoid Android(from the"Hitchiker´s Guide To THe Galaxy"books)VS Eeyore(from the"Winnie The Pooh"books/movies)VS Al Gore in a contest of who can spend the most time with a straight face during a showing of"Monthy Python And The Holy Grail"


Neo(from"The Matrix") VS Tron
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