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thinking about taking over the world.sugestions?

Started by wycked nick, May 17, 2003, 03:10:01 AM

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Conrad

You broke the first rule of would-be world dictators(*)!  NEVER reveal your plan until it's done!!

Actually your first order of business should be to check out Villainsupply.Com, who will furnish all your maniacal despotic needs.

Other rules that come to mind:
1) NEVER, under any circumstances, build anything that has a "self destruct" button, switch, lever or footpedal.  You can guarantee that if you do so, some interfering square-jawed hero will find the damned thing and press it.
2)  DO NOT entrust the details of your world-domination plan to your slinky leather-clad female subordinate.  Statistics have proven that evil slinky leather-clad female subordinates are highly likely to succumb to the moral charms of interfering square-jawed heroes.
3)  GLOATING is totally counter-productive.  If you have any interfering square-jawed heroes within your grasp, kill them immediately!  Gloating would-be dictators have a 95% chance of having the tables turned on them while they gloat.
4)  LAWYERS are a valuable resource.  Surround yourself with them and they will befuddle, deny, entangle and deceive any interfering square-jawed hero.  Plus, if they get wiped out, nobody will miss them.  However, you can't rely on them to fend off cute dimpled boyish heroes - for them you need slinky leather-clad female subordinates (remembering proviso 2 above)

(* This disqualifies nearly all Hollywood dictators outright)

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