About Steven Seagal...

[Sam]

From what I heard of from my past teachers (he went to my old high school for a little bit) he was a royal jerk then too.

[Conrad]

Cameron Mitchell?  Is that the Cameron Mitchell who was in "The High Chapparal"??  Oh boy, I loved that series as a youngster.

Steven Seagal, on the other hand, has a head shaped like an inverted bucket, and facial features made of 100% mahogany.
He's so wooden if he shook your hand, you'd get splinters.  He's so wooden he has to paint himself in Ronseal.  He's (continue feeble puns ad nauseum)

[The Burgomaster]

Chris K wrote:

"Take a good look at John Carradine: first in John Ford's THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALLANCE (1948), then in Al Adamson's HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS (1970). Yet Carradine was able to pull of at least a grand performance in something that was indeed quite low grade . . . "

I agree with you there. Carradine did have some talent, but I think he became a "whore" later in his career, and would work in any movie (good or bad) if he got paid for it. In fact, on the FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND DVD, there is a conversation in one of the special features where a woman says that she asked him why he made trashy movies. His answer was, "the color of the money is the same." On the other hand, I suspect that Mitchell worked in trashy movies because those are the only movies that would hire him!

[raj]

Conrad wrote:

> Steven Seagal, on the other hand, has a head shaped like an
> inverted bucket, and facial features made of 100% mahogany.
> He's so wooden if he shook your hand, you'd get splinters.
> He's so wooden he has to paint himself in Ronseal.  He's
> (continue feeble puns ad nauseum)

He's so wooden, he shaves with a planer.
He's so wooden, Smokey the Bear says "Please start a forest fire -- as long as he's there."