My weekend B-Film experience

[Cloudio]

Hello, my mother in law kept my son all day yesterday, so I "treated" myself to a good helping of B-movies.  
I started with the classic:
"Caress Of The Vampire 2: Vampire Ghoul Girls A Go-Go"
If you haven't seen this you must, and if you have you know what my name on this post is all about.  Very very cheap effects, and some of the worst lines you will ever hear (ex. "Good Goddamn this place is phenomenal (Sp) ).

After that, it was on to...
"Wu-Tang Master"
I haven't watched a lot of Wu-Tang films, but of all the ones i have seen this is by far the oddest....I really had to stop watching after an hour because this film made me feel a bit uneasy.  There is just something about it, whether it be the color, I dont know, it just makes you feel sick.  Anyway else experience that before?
Anyway, pretty good flick, complete with Pipe Man, I think his name explains what he looks like...oh yeah, he uses his flatulence as a deadly ninja weapon!

After the vomiting subsided, it was on to our next picture:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
This film sucks, but there is just something about it that makes you keep coming back.

This festival took a sudden turn when my mother in law called to tell me that she needed to drop my son off in a couple of hours...well time to bring out the big guns.
"Mean Gun"
Take a slew of Prison inmates serving life sentences, put them in the middle of a huge prison, distribute guns and baseball bats.  Hide a few million dollars and a chance for freedom to the last survivor....and there is a good chance things will get pretty bloody.  Oh yeah, toss in Ice T to triple the violence factor.  A fine work!

Anyway, I recommend all of those films.  If anyone else has seen Caress OTV2 please let me know what you thought...I don't know anyone else who has seen it, so it would be interesting to know someone else suffered through this film.

[Chadzilla]

Eghads I saw that.  The highlight being when the psychotic foot fetishist and his rock and roll icon vampire cohort enslave a dipsy young woman by giving her a blood enema, yuck.  Then there is that odd part at the beginning where the doc, overwhelmed with fetishistic lust, humps the woman's foot.  Best line was when Billy and the Mad Doctor arise from the dead and shuffle off into the night, the doc (I think) grumbling "I haven't been this stiff since I high school."   Proof positive that drunk college students making an over the top Ed Wood homage can't work.



Lesson learned -

Rigor Mortis is Viagra for the living dead.

Somewhere between a skull and a slime, it just has too many painfully dead spots for me.

[Chadzilla]

"I haven't been this stiff since I was in high school."  hehehehehehe

[Cloudio]

My god, I'm glad to see someone else saw that movie.  
I never saw the first one, but I have a friend who did and when I explained the plot (i use that term loosely) of the second one, he had no idea how the films tie in.  Have you seen it?
Billy The Vampire From Chink Madness definately was the best actor, but I believe that young man (?) named Cloudio (or thief in the credits) stole the show.  How pointless was he??? I mean he just left midway through the movie never to be seen again.  I could talk on and on about this movie, but I'm going to leave it at that.  If you have any other interesting thoughts on COTV2, would like to hear them.  Thanks!