Why climb in?

[Goon]

It's friday the 13th (cool!)
Schools out (cool!)
My birthday is soon (cool!)

So, to celebrate, I ask my fellow B-movie fans to come up with amusing answers to one or both of these questions:

1. What was the reason (mental, physical, or anything you can think of)that so many people crawled into the rugs maw in "The Creeping Terror"? (please, not bribery by the director. We've all heard that one)
2. Why didn't the chick in gold tights at the dance get et?

As with last time, points will be awarded for creativity.

---ooo-'U'-ooo---
Kilroy was here

[JohnL]

>1. What was the reason (mental, physical, or anything you can think of)that so
>many people crawled into the rugs maw in "The Creeping Terror"? (please, not
>bribery by the director. We've all heard that one)

Terminal depression over being in such a lousy movie.

>2. Why didn't the chick in gold tights at the dance get et?

She was the movie's only sex appeal.

[Brother Ragnarok]

>1. What was the reason (mental, physical, or anything you can think of)that so
>many people crawled into the rugs maw in "The Creeping Terror"? (please, not
>bribery by the director. We've all heard that one)

Think about it.  You know what that monster's mouth looked like just as well as I do.  It was a total alien sex fantasy.  How often do you get the chance for penetration like that?

>2. Why didn't the chick in gold tights at the dance get et?
Either she wasn't into the alien sex thing, or it was just allergic to massive doses of spandex.

Brother R