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Skaboi18
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« on: July 02, 2001, 08:56:41 AM »

I've seen parts of two different Slaughter films!  Both looked great!  They are about a big black guy named Slaughter (obviously), and how he has to get revenge for things(not clear about what).  The films have terrible acting, terrible music, and terrible direction.  
Slaughter visits a hooker in one scene and it goes like this:
Slaughter: "I need some information"
Hooker: "It's gonna cost you"
Slaughter: "How much?"
Hooker: "All of you slaughter, you know I always loved all of you"
~Porno Music~

It's classic 70's cheese at it's best!  Does anyone know where I can get these films at?
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guitarwolf
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2001, 11:33:17 AM »

If you like this film, you should check out Truck Turner. It stars Isaac Hayes(Chef from South Park) and he is pretty much a cross between Shaft and Chef. The dialog is wicked funny. It also has Lt. Uhura from the old Star Trek as a jive talking foul mouthed Madam.
Sample Dialog:
Trucks girlfriend is walking down the sidewalk after getting out of jail. Truck pulls up along side her.
Girl: I've been in jail six months and you only came to see me twice. What do you have to say for your self.
Truck - (Holding up a six pack) I got some beer.
Girl: I suppose not you're going to take me home and f*** me.
Truck: Allright. Allright. I'll get you something to eat first.
He picks up a box of chicken from KFC and takes her home and bangs her.
My favorite part is when Uhura from Star Trek starts introducing her loyal army of prostitutes. This would make Norm Macdonald proud.
Uhura: This one here is name Turnpike, because you got ta pay to get on... and you've got to pay to get off.
It's a classic. Wait until you see Gator and his hot pink Pimpmobile. I can't even watch Shaft anymore. This is my all time favorite Blaxploitation film.
There's also a scene where Truck is breaking into the pimp palace and sneaks up behind the guard planting his gun into the guards ass. He then replies, "If you don't open up this gate, you're gonna recieve the worlds biggest enema!"
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Andrew
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2001, 07:15:17 PM »

Movies Unlimited is accepting preorders for the original on on VHS and on DVD.

"Slaughter's Big Rip-Off" is also going to be available on VHS and on DVD.

DISCLAIMER: I receive a credit if you but the movies via these links.

I've been wanting to see these films for a while and await my orders when the release date hits.

Andrew
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Skaboi18
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2001, 09:24:58 PM »

Thanx Andrew!
You will really love these films!
They are soooo terrible!  IT'S GREAT!
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