Lines We Like to Use

[Rob Phillips]

Every line I needed to know in Life I learned from Army of Darkness:

Good . . . Bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun!

Wrong Book!

Honey, you got real ugly!

Primative Screwheads . . .

Baby, that's just what we call pillow talk.

Yo, she b***h. Let's go.

I said it! I did!

Come get some.

And the #1 Line of all:

Drum Rolllllllll


Shop smart, shop S-mart!




Rob

[Timmy the One Armed Boy]

mine is :
when some one knocks on the door - "Who is it?
THEN, no matter who they say they are I reply with, "Dave? Dave's not here!"

[Gerry]

Hey you forgot:

"Give me some sugar, baby!"

[Rob Phillips]

Gerry wrote:

> Hey you forgot:
>
> "Give me some sugar, baby!"


No I didn't, but I'm married . . . so I don't get to use that one anymore!

:-)

Rob

[Myro]

When he says some s**t like, "Loud mouth bragger?"

No, just me baby..

[Susan]

A line i just remembered i like using and did so just this afternoon during a meeting at work

"I'm as mad as hell, and i'm not gonna take this anymore!"

Needless to say i love my job

[AndyC]

Haven't used this in a while, but I used to use it occasionally if I was walking somewhere, and the person with me was falling behind. In that nice, flat voice used to dub Harvey Keitel in Saturn 3 - "Hurry along please."

Needless to say, nobody got the reference.

[AndyC]

My wife reminded me of a line from Eraser I use on her from time to time. When she warns me not to even think about doing something or other, I reply in my best Russian accent - "I think what I like, and I do what I like. You will soon learn about this."

[ErikJ]

I like to use the only funny line from Dude Where's My Car when ever anybody asks me something at work

"And then?"  I can normally say this once or twice before someone attempts to beat the hell out of me

[dean]

for some reason me and my friends spend an unusual amount of time quoting numerous simpsons and southpark quotes, but also just at any real moment, we are prone to quoting dumb and dumber, especially "goodbye my loooove"

we are not even saying goodbye to anyone.  how fun! :D

[NightFlight]

"one stop shopping, everything you need, right at your fingertips"

"you can't polish a turd"

"oh man, we can't carry all that s**t!"

"Look pal, I know a punk when I see one, and I think I'm lookin at one right now"

"Lock and Load"

"Look, you guys got a  lot of laws, right? Well let me tell you suttin'.  A kid who tells on another kid, is a dead kid."

[AndyC]

OK, where are they from and when do you use them?

[NightFlight]

Dawn of the Dead, Christine, Halloween 4, and Over the Edge.  My brother and I speak movie line language to each other.  No one else knows what the hell we are talking about.  Pretty funny.  My bro also does a killer imitation of Darnell from Christine.

[Flangepart]

Some good places to use B-movie lines....
"Good,bad, i'm the one with the shotgun" = Your not my supervisor, so i don't have to do it.
"This is no boating accident." = we can't blaim the copier this time.
"Son of a b***h must pay". = The sanese coffie machine is doomed!
"You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.Take her away!" = if you don't pony up for the gas, get the bus to Clevelend.

[Dave:Blackeye15]

"Groovy"

-the first  rule of fat club-