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Guitarwolf
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« on: July 08, 2001, 12:49:41 PM »

This film isn't available for rent where I live, so if I want to see it I have to buy it. Is it worth it? Is it 1.A film that's so bad it's funny  2.A film so bad, I'm gonna fall asleep, or 3.A film so bad, I'm gonna hang myself.
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Andrew
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2001, 12:54:13 PM »

It is bad, but bearable from my perspective.  Once again you have John Carradine spouting techno-babble, so that's a plus.  The title creature is realized in a silly/interesting way.  The best part is when its solar batteries begin to run low and it grabs a flashlight hold against the chip on its forehead.

Most people will want to rent this one.

Andrew
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Steve.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2001, 01:41:37 PM »

I would say 2 - but you should just about manage to keep your eyes open.
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Abby
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2001, 02:34:27 PM »

That's right -- there's another one coming your way from the always fabulous Ted V. Mickels!!!


Ted's Site
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peter johnson
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2001, 07:14:08 PM »

I actually know and have acted with a woman who acted for Ted V. Mikels.  She said he was so cheap he used to feed his cast pickle sandwiches.  
Believe it or not .. ..
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mr Raffles
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2001, 08:26:07 PM »

Dude, Astro-Zombies SUCKED. Way too much dialogue.  Ted V Mikels is a terrible director.  I'd give it no stars.  DON"T SAY I DIDN"T WARN YOU
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Dr. Freex
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2001, 11:45:16 PM »

Well, it ain't good.  Purchase? I'd advise against it, unless your masochism has hit subterranean depths, or you run a bad movie site.

If you're interested,
here's my perspective on it.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2001, 11:17:43 AM »

Astro Zombies. He he he he he. Oh, so much riffing potential. It will irritate you to the point of cruelty. Tit for tit...Tat! Tat. Sorry, i was thinkin' of the evil female lead.....she starred in Faster p***ycat, Kill Kill wasen't she?
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guitarwolf
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2001, 01:11:09 PM »

Thanks for the replies. I'll be skipping this one.
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Steve.
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2001, 02:47:15 PM »

Sensible decision. There's plenty more (rotten) fish in the sea.
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mr Raffles
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2001, 06:25:35 PM »

It does in fact, feature Tura Santana, of "Faster p***ycat" fame (wasn't that such a badmovies.org thing to say?)
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Flangepart
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2001, 11:47:26 AM »

Yep, thats her. Best thing in Astro Zombies, though the Chicano dude with the switchblade had some.....oh...screen presence? I had to riff on this thing when Fritz the Niteowl showed it. It was the only cure for the pain till the beer kicked in......
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