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Dave:Blackeye15
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« on: August 12, 2003, 12:06:15 AM »

I saw these when I was younger and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH lets start with the vague one: Some person wearing robes enters a tent and...uh... did it pour or stab some man who was sleeping? And I swear that one point it show a stomach bloating somehow, most likly cause by this robed person .Because he wakes up and starts going" AH! AH! AHHH!" (Hey Guys! I think something bad was happing to that guy)  then a littie later some man is sitting by his camp fire and in someway or other, the camera starts going upward and it shows a scanity clad woman I believe but the woman has a skeleton face, or some hideous monster face, I'm not really sure which, and kills the 2nd guy...probably. Hmmm this is just vague enough for someone to know just  what movie this is!

Okay specific time: The hero guy is about to be killed by a bad guy dude but then one of his trusty side kicks (some sort of ferret or otter) climbs on the mans arm and bites him a bunch and the loser falls into the fire. Later on the good guy with his girlfriend lady and a army of good guys have to take the evil lord dudes evil army. The battle went like this: The bad army on horse back fall into some kind of trap and the good army cheers but the evil soldiers that survive crawl threw the mud and start lauching arrows at the good army, then the battle gets underway. And of course the good guy fits the evil lord and win, probably. I sure at least the good guys win.(Geez I swear I saw this part twice on t.v. and never bothered to look at who directed this)

So that's about it what are this Sword and Sandal/Sorcery movies?

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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2003, 12:32:15 AM »

The movie you seek is,,,  The Beastmaster  .

Marc Singer plays Dar. As a fetus he was taken out of his mother by a witch of sorts and placed inside a cow. Then was given birth to and marked on the hand by a hot iron and was supposed to get killed but didn't.

The Beastmaster has the ability to talk to animals and see through their eyes.
He has two ferrets as side kicks,, Kodo and Podo.


Great movie. Andrew even has a review on it , check it out.

Both of your descriptions are of the same movie.



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Dave:Blackeye15
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2003, 01:34:26 AM »

WHOA! They're the same movie. I've heard of BeastMaster I've just never seen. Thanks Callysto.

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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2003, 01:47:22 AM »

You are so welcome.

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