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Uncle Fester
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« on: August 17, 2003, 04:26:38 AM »

I was wondering should I buy the dvd,or just rent it?
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2003, 09:16:26 AM »

Just rent it.  It was pretty damn terrible, but worth seeing if you're a genre fan, I guess.  Be sure to check out the DVD for the special feature called "TIny F*cked a Stump". That's worth the price of admission alone.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2003, 09:25:03 AM »

I'd rent it first.....the general consensus about the movie seems to be that Rob Zombie laid a BIG egg with this, and the movie just sucks.

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2003, 09:32:12 AM »

I asked the same question of a buddy of mine when he rented it. Only problem was his 2 year old son lost his DVD remote. Ahhh, the joy of having children. And you would have thought he learned from the first 4 kids he has. There's the real horror story.



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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2003, 09:46:59 AM »

Oh man....to lose the DVD remote and have Captain Spaulding yell at you for ten minutes and then start over again is horrible indeed!

Definitely a rental--I didn't think it was that bad, just a prime example of what happens when a fan who doesn't know how to make movies tries to make a movie.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2003, 09:50:56 AM »

I bought it. I did not see it during its theatrical run, but I am SO GLAD that I bought the DVD. FINALLY someone has made a horror movie in the tradition of the drive-in classics of the 1970s. The movie borrows HEAVILY from THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE HILLS HAVE EYES, DERANGED, and similar movies from the 70s. But it also has its own creepy originality and "on target" black humor. I haven't seen a movie that had as much raw, honest ghoulishness and twisted humor since THE EVIL DEAD.

This movie blows away all the other SCREAM, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID . . . , URBAN LEGEND, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 200, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 200, etc., etc., crap that has been released since the 1980s.

This movie is FUN and is loaded with the type of cheap creepiness that makes this kind of movie a pleasure to watch over and over again.

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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2003, 09:54:41 AM »

It's definitely better than all those recent films, though it fails on some points, but it's nowhere near as good as the movies it was influenced by.  Zombie doesn't know that he needs to let the audience rest for a bit...not every scene needs to be over-the-top and shocking.  By the end of the film, I didn't really care what happened, and was just waiting for it to be over with.  It's that kind of pacing and storytelling problem that makes it obvious that the movie was made by an inexperienced director.
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2003, 01:07:17 PM »

jmc wrote:

> It's definitely better than all those recent films, though it
> fails on some points, but it's nowhere near as good as the
> movies it was influenced by.  Zombie doesn't know that he needs
> to let the audience rest for a bit...not every scene needs to
> be over-the-top and shocking.  By the end of the film, I didn't
> really care what happened, and was just waiting for it to be
> over with.  It's that kind of pacing and storytelling problem
> that makes it obvious that the movie was made by an
> inexperienced director.

In general, I agree that Zombie's pacing was rapid-fire and unconventional (literally NO slow-downs once the action starts). But, in this case, I liked it. The film is short enough (less than 90 minutes) to support an "all out attack." I found it refreshing that, once the action started, we didn't have to sit through any dumb romantic scenes or endless expository dialogue.

I watched thsi DVD for the first time last night. I was taken completely by surprise by the rapid fire images and relentless pace. By the end of the movie I was exhilerated and I almost wanted to watch it again. If this movie had been released 30 years ago, it would have been a hit at the drive-ins and at "midnight movies" in theaters. Is it a great film? No. But it's a hell of a lot of fun. Plus, Zombie does show flashes of brilliance. For instance, the birds-eye view shot of the deputy with the gun to his head is held so long, without sound, that it becomes excruciating to look at. I can't remember the last time I was so riveted by a single shot in any movie.

This one gets a hearty "thumbs up" from me. I wish more directors would boldly "break the mold" like Zombie did.

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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2003, 01:30:07 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2003, 05:57:27 PM »

The consensus here is right, this  movie is great fun.  There is only one bit of real cinematic..well, not-quite-genius in it, that being the birds-eye shot with the deputy, but aside from that, it's just a fun 'CrazySouthern Family' horror movie with its tongue firmly in cheek.  

And Rob Zombie's wife is hot.

That's a plus.
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2003, 10:31:37 PM »

from
the person who likes resident evil and Mortal Combat
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wuggles451
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2003, 11:21:24 PM »

Why dont you rent it then form your own opinion you decide if its worth the purches. I just watched the movie like ten minutes ago and it is worth buying just becuase it is Sheri Moons only credit. i am totally in love with her now does she have a website?

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2003, 11:58:20 PM »

I did like that shot with the deputy too.  

Still, the movie doesn't have one iota of the impact of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.....I'm glad for any horror movie that isn't teen SCREAM spew or a dumb sequel, but I'd rather watch the original films that inspired Rob Zombie than watch his film.....

Sid Haig was great as Captain Spaulding, though....
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2003, 12:12:04 AM »

I never said I LIKED Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat.  Mortal Kombat was fun when it came out, wore thin very quickly.  Resident Evil was laaaammme, and this' from a die-hard lover of zombie movies.  You assume too much, I never -once- said that I enjoyed Paul Anderson's body of work, I merely commented on the direction that the Alien movies were heading.  Yeesh.
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2003, 02:36:57 AM »

I say buy it.  I'm with Burgo all the way, and I loved every second of this movie.  It's all the stuff you love about 70's exploitation slammed together into one ass-kicker of a flick.  Everyone uses the same excuse to pan it - too much like Texas Chainsaw - so I'll keep using the same excuse to defend it.  It's supposed to be like Texas Chainsaw, except the ending of House is far better.  I'd have to say the movie's damn near flawless as far as slimy, icky trash goes, and I love my slimy, icky trash.

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