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Neville
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« on: September 15, 2003, 10:19:24 AM »

Just heard that my favourite comic book character, John Constantine from "Hellblazer" is gonna  be the next one to have a movie on its own. poblems are that the director is a debutant from the advertising industry, that the plot  has been turned into a regular psycho-thriller and that Keanu Reeves (!) will be playing Constantine, who looks more like Michael Rooker on a bad day.

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Neon Noodle
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2003, 08:50:08 PM »

didn't the studios learn their lesson with "The Watcher"? Keanu can't play a psycho killer, c'est que se. He's too damn.....grinny!
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2003, 08:36:29 AM »

Yeah, we've bemoaned this up and down on the B-movie mailing list.  The producers said they wanted Reeves because of his wide-eyed, innocent, child-like take on life.  Gee, that sounds just like sawed-off little seen-everything Cockney John Constantine, doesn't it?

As far as I'm concerned, if they've GOT to have an American actor, there's only one who could pull it off: Denis Leary.

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Brock
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2003, 08:42:45 AM »

I'm more psyched that Constantine's sidekick is gonna be played by Shia LaBeouf.  Now that instantly makes it a must-see for me.
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