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J.R. Weber
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« on: July 25, 2001, 01:12:06 AM »

A few years back my niece and I were looking through the horror section at Blockbuster and she picked out a movie called "The Devil's Daughter" (A.K.A. "The Sect"). It is so excrutiatingly bad the memory of it is traumatic. It's German, I think, so everyone has a badly dubbed voice. It starts out with a satanic ritual involving cutting someone's heart out... then nothing makes sense afterward. It does have one horrible yet hilarious plot element, though: A POSSESSED FLYING RAG MONSTER!! I'm not kidding! This rag was on some evil guy's face and now it flies around suffocating people. Other than that there's a lot of talking and sitting around. Oh, someone's pregnant and their kid's gonna be the antichrist or something, i dunno. I've seen "The Cars That Ate Paris" and this is even worse than that. If you think you're up to it try to find this one... It will hurt.
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Raffles
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2001, 06:50:02 AM »

A flying rag monster would be terrifying though.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2001, 11:22:30 AM »

Like The Creeping Terror?...oh, wait...that was a RUG monster...or am i thinking of Burt Rynolds toupee?
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Steve.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2001, 02:13:18 PM »

The Creeping Terror - now that IS bad - a large vacuum cleanery thing covered with a rug. If you look closely, most of the "victims" actually climb into the beastie's er...mouth? Burt Reynolds - do not mock the afflicted, Mr. Flange - let me do it! Just think of the havoc that Burt's appendage could wreak if it took flight - all you have to do to induce nightmares, is to keep at the back of your mind (or whats left of it) just where that piece of weaving has actually BEEN during those long years of... fame? That should be vomit-worthy enough.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2001, 05:35:06 PM »

Euewwwwww! Where has it been...oh, wait...that could include some intresting thighs....pretend i did not say that!  Where was i?...oh, yes.There was an Anthology series that did a gag show about an EVIL WIG. To Quote Dave Barry, I am not makeing that up. I saw it, so it must be true! Possessed Clothing. Man. Notice, its always some cool piece of expensive jewelery. Not a cheap pair of shoes..oh, Twilight Zone,sorry....or a...a...a Jock Strap! Yeah, a Jock Strap! Hah! Like to see them do that one!....unless some body did that plot for Porno.....SHOELACES! Possessed Shoelaces! No one's done that,right? The EVIL SHOELACES crawl up the nose of a sleeping person, and possesses them, and it makes that person do Evil Things! Like..uh...oh....ah..........Rub clean shoes with dog dew!...make squeaking noises in hospitle quiet zones....Leave Footprints in wet cement! Or,maby....i should go home and have a beer. Wottle you have?
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Chadzilla
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2001, 07:03:19 PM »

Raffles sez...
A flying rag monster would be terrifying though.

Chadzilla sez...
You know that reminds me of a Popeye cartoon I saw when I was a kid.  Popeye and Olive Oyl wind up on a haunted ship and are tormented by the ghosts.  One picks up this rag.handkerchief and it just floats up behind Olive Oyl and blindfolds her.  When I was a kid that just freaked me out, sent me fleeing the room faster than those creepy ass It's Alive commercials with the turning crib, creepy music, heartbeat and the CRY!  Ah the nightmares!
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peter johnson
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2001, 07:33:43 PM »

This is a great idea!!  We should explore this -- I especially like the idea of possessed shoelaces & wigs --
Old fairy tales abound re. possessed shoes that make the wearer go to hellish places or never stop dancing.
What about a giant killer dust bunny?!?
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Chadzilla
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2001, 12:04:26 AM »

No, they have to be small.  Then they scurry around real fast in the shadows.  Gang up on the innocent victim and smother him/her!

You know, I used the concept in a horror story once.

Except they had teeth.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2001, 11:39:49 AM »

Hey, diden't that happen in the Outer limets (Original) ephisode "It came from out of the woodwork?"
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peter johnson
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2001, 11:42:23 AM »

Attack of the Dust Bunnies -- coming soon to a theatre near you . . . .
And it's still just a short story, and not a screenplay?  Gawd, you should be able to sell that with no trouble!!
Start shopping that bunny around, Chad!
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Steve.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2001, 02:31:18 PM »

POSSESSED SHOELACES ! - Are there no limits to your madness, my man? I cannot get the image of them slowly crawling up some sleeping innocent's nostrils out of my warped little mind. The only problem would come when there is an epidemic of flu or stinking colds - they surely wouldn't dare try to crawl up a blocked conk, would they ? - they'd drown in snot! Trouble is, they would have to find alternative orifices...I'll have a triple dose of whatever your doctor has been experimenting with on you.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2001, 10:19:11 AM »

Truth is Steve, its all natural! Yes, an inborne talent for playing with reality...and i play hard! Hummm. Killer Dust Bunnies. What would that be in latin....Lepus Terra homicideus? Heh. Cool. I have an idea!
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Steve.
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2001, 03:13:20 PM »

Mr. Flange, I'm seeing shoelaces everywhere - cunningly disguised as clothes-lines, spaghetti, worms and oh so innocent looking bits of string. Please help me. Heeellllpppp mmmeeeeeee!
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