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Ian "GameZMaster" Nathanson
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« on: July 27, 2001, 07:22:12 AM »

like it says on the subject line, this is my first time on the board eventhough I have been goin to this site since the beginning. I even emailed andrew once which was very cool! : )
I am a true movie addict like you guys. I own over 400 VHS movies and at least 200 are bad movies. I spend all my money on them. I have seen more movies then most people see in their entire lives which is both gross and cool!
So Be gentle with me guys, im just tryin to get the flow of the board, so just in case I do a Faux Pas let me know and I wont do it again. I plan on doing a review of Brainsmasher a love story or Adventures of Ford Fairlane...I dont know I'm in an andrew dice clay kind of mood.

Thanks for listening

GameZMaster
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2001, 10:29:21 AM »

Be afraid, be verry afraid....your so like the denizins of this site! Remember, its all in your mind....and these postings will draw it out with silver tongs! .....yeah, silver, what, have you priced Gold lately? Sheesh!
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Steve.
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2001, 02:56:32 PM »

Leave now.
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Ian "GameZMaster"
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2001, 07:02:54 PM »

how rude.
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Mofo Rising
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2001, 11:24:42 PM »

I believe Steve was actually playing the old man crowing a warning to you the young whippersnapper.

"Go now!  Before she lays her claws on you!  Go while you still have time!  May God have mercy on our souls!  AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Dragged by tentacles into the briny deep.)

Seriously, we're glad to have you.  You seem to be healthy and in good shape.  Do you work out?  Well, I hope not too much.  It would be a shame to let those arms and legs get all stringy and wiry.  No shame in dappling yourself with a little fat here and there.  Like the last fella'.  Naught but skin and bones he was.  Didn't last but a wee. . .

Well, nevermind that.  Welcome aboard.  There's always room for one more.
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El Chupacabra
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2001, 12:03:26 AM »

Oh, do Brainsmasher.  We could always use
more Pyun on this site!
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Steve.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2001, 08:36:48 AM »

You're right, Mofo - I should have elaborated further. It was a warning Ian - leave while your mind and body are still relatively healthy. Just take a look around - and weep. "Like the last fella" indeed.
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