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JLW
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« on: July 29, 2001, 08:35:01 PM »

San Padre is a dusty, windswept frontier town. When Clint Marks arrives, the streets are empty except for a few seedy looking scoundrals idling away their time.

Shorty after Clint enters the town tavern someone picks a fight with him. The sherrif breaks up the fight. Clint leaves town and makes camp for the night, where he is ambushed by some thugs from the tavern. He kills the thugs but is arrested by the town sherrif. In jail, he can see some strange goings on in the town cemetary, though he can't make out details.

The sheriff concludes that Clint acted in self defense and lets him out. Clint decides to have one last drink before he leaves town. He begins talking to the bartender, who warns him that something strange is going on in the town and tells him he should leave.

Outside the city, Clint hooks up with some miners who are hot on the trail of a big gold deposit. They take a liking to Clint and decide they could use a man good witha gun so they decide to cut him in.

They discover their gold but shortly after going to San Padre to celebrate they are threatened by a gang of thugs. The confrontation ends when Clint kills all five men doing the threatening.

Clint and his new friends return to their mining camp, where they uneasilly settle in, fearful of what the future might bring but unwilling to let go of their fortune. That night they are attacked, incredibly not by gunmen but by a bloodthirsty horde of zombies! All night long they do battle with wave after wave of the undead, until they can hold out no longer and are forced to flee...

To be continued?

(c) 2001 by JLW
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FaerieOfDeath
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2001, 01:25:37 AM »

Hmmm. . . intriguing.  Do your zombies wear cowboy hats?
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Steve.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2001, 01:27:47 PM »

It sounds like a cross between High Plains Drifter,  Dawn Of The Dead and Ghost Town.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2001, 05:29:25 PM »

High plains Zombie, Shootout at deadmans gulch, wagonslain, terror done rises from the grave, a bullit for a deadman......woo, sounds like any title ya' choose will make folks think of Italy! For a fistfull of Zombies, for a few Zombies more, the good, the bad and the rotten.....i got a million of em', ya' want any more, i'll be in my cabin.......
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Steve.
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2001, 05:44:58 PM »

I think it should be "Zombies With A Fistful" (of any part of the anatomy your icky-sicky imagination can come up with). The good the bad and the rotten - if it's at all possible, Mr. F - you get worse!
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