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Neon Noodle
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« on: November 14, 2003, 08:22:39 PM »
I just thought of this thread while I was doing my new sig.

Governor Schwarzenegger must be the King of one-liners, with movies like running man, predator, and the terminator.

I'd have to say my fave was the last boy scout - it was like the whole movie was a constant barrage of one liners!

how about yours?
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2003, 08:41:58 PM »
Commando:
Woman:What happened to Sully? Arnold: (Previouly dropped Sully of cliff) I let him go.

Arnold:I'll be back Bennet.

Arnold: (After killing a enemy on a plane and putting a planket and pillow on him) Excuse me flight attendant don't distrupe my friend he's dead tired.)

Couple more but I'm in a hurry, can't type them all.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2003, 11:21:04 PM »
Gotta be a Bond film, preferably a Sean Connery one. I'll say "Goldfinger", just since I'm too lazy to compare quotes on IMDB right now.
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Jim H
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2003, 04:34:16 PM »
Not just one liners exactly, but The Last Boyscout.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/quotes

"Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.  [shoots him]
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2003, 06:27:34 PM »
Here are a few memorable one-liners that come to mind:


DEATH WISH II:  "Do you believe in Jesus?  You're going to meet him."

SUDDEN IMPACT (a bad movie, but a memorable line):  "Go ahead.  Make my day."

One of the Bond movies (I can't remember which one):  "He's a cunning-linguist."

THE WARRIORS:  "I'll shove this bat up your @$$ and turn you into a popsicle."
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2003, 06:35:02 PM »
Mostly when I think of Arnold movies and one-liners I think that they are pretty silly.

The one-liners I like are usually  not really one-liners but good comebacks from setup lines

From "Time Bandits"
Kevin: You mean God?
Randall: We don't know him that well, we only work for him

From  Buckaroo Banzai
"Where are we going?"
"Planet Ten"
"When are we going?"
"Real soon!"

Stuff like that...
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2003, 07:28:34 PM »
From the earlier Dirty Harry:
"Do you feel lucky, punk?  Well, do you?"
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2003, 02:54:20 AM »
last action hero is full of em but my favorite is they live     check out the quotes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/quotes   my favorites are:
Nada: Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat!

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Nada: You, you look OK, but her, she's real f**king ugly!

Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person...
[He puts them back on.]
Nada: ...on: formaldehyde face.

Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1956.
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2003, 04:27:36 AM »
Chuck Norris in Invasion USA  (why hasn't this movie been included on this site???)--"When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you."  And who can forget "You come back in here, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll beg for a left."
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2003, 04:36:23 AM »
Didn't like Indianna Jones after the first movie, but I really liked this line from the third one where Jones discovers he's up against the Nazis again...

"Nazis!  I hate these guys."
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2003, 01:23:05 PM »
And from The Blues Brothers:
"I hate Illinois Nazis"

Best line from that movie:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2003, 06:50:47 PM »
"Hit it"

Spaced invaders has some good ones:
"Did we win?"
"No, but if we think fast, we just might live to lie about it!"

"Their not evil. Their just..stupid."

"Prepare to die, earth scum!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2003, 09:55:48 AM »
Bad Taste has sh*t loads of great one liners

Derek (Re alien invaders): 'Theres no glowing fingers on these b*st*rds'

Ozzy (after kicking an aliens head out of a window): 'The old magic's still there'

Derek: 'Suck my spinning steel sh*thead!'
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2003, 06:23:48 PM »
It's not a bad movie, but it is a cult one: Withnail and I.  Every scene has a killer one-liner in it, e.g. "We've come on holiday - by mistake!"
"We want the finest wines known to humanity and we want them NOW!"
"If you hit me it's murder.  I have a heart condition."
"A coward you are, Withnail; an expert on bulls you are not!"
"My heart's going like a f***ed-up clock!"
"My thumbs have gone weird!"
etc., etc.  Perhaps a bit too British for all you Americans.
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2003, 08:31:38 PM »
What about Cambell in Army of Darkness the whole movie was one-liners and don't forget some spoofs like Hot Shots or Airplane!. The last two Pixar movies and Ice Age has some too.


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Sheen-"Great Expectations"
Ryan-"Is It any good?"
Sheen-"Not What I hope for"
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