Most painful thing that's happened to you (Phyisicly)

[Neville]

When I was 8 or 9 I broke a crystal door with my knee. It hurt, and I still have a couple of scars from the stiches. More than pain, the most scary thing was all that blood.

And last week I accidentally hit a wooden door with my wrist. I didn't break it, and the pain quicly faded, but for a cuople of minutes it was sooooo intense! I couldn't even think. Now I have a bump on my wrist and a great part of it has that yellowish color.

[Eirik]

"When I was 8 or 9 I broke a crystal door with my knee. It hurt, and I still have a couple of scars from the stiches. More than pain, the most scary thing was all that blood."

Man, if I had broken a crystal door when I was 8 or 9, the real pain would have come as soon as my dad found out!

:)

[Velvet Brotha]

Ok, you  asked for it... I'd have to say that the most painful thing that was done to me physically  was having my uh-errr Johnson broken. Now, before you go on calling me a perve, let me explain. A few years back I was being "intimate" with my girlfriend at the time and during the "process", she got too excited and went too high. When she came back down, my manhood was folded under her massive posterior. I'm sure every guy out there can imagine how painful that was. : O

Oh yeah, it's not broken anymore but thank God it works the same.

[wickednick]

um ow.ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. But speaking of accidents happening during the act of whoope, I had a interesting experince were me and my girl friend kinda fell off the bed.I ended up face first in the litter box and she ended up with a huge bump on top of her head.I don't really want to give to many details but you could use your imagination on how that exactly happened.

[JohnL]

I recall another jump I made, from halfway up the attic stairs. Unfortunately, the top of the door casing at the foot of the stairs was quite a bit lower than I expected and I slammed my forehead into it full force.

My grandfather had the most injuries of anyone that I knew. He was missing the tip of his left index finger from an accident when he was younger. The tendons in the back of his right hand were tied together because when he was younger and working in a paper mill, the other guy yanked the paper under the cutter and his hand went under it. In the mid 80's he decided to mow the lawn the day after a hurricane while the grass was still wet. The lawn mower got clogged up so he reached in to clear the cute without shutting it off. We came home to find him sitting on the back steps with his hand wrapped in a bloody cloth. Just barely missed losing the tip of that finger also. While using his shredder to grind up limbs for the neighbors a chip hit him in the eye and while stumbling home across his garden, he tripped, fell and gashed his cheek on a tomato stake. While using a chainsaw to clear out some overgrown brush, he hit a piece of wire fence, the saw jumped and hit him in the wrist. While cutting up some vegetables he slipped with the knife and sliced the webbing between his thumb and index finger all the way down. One morning he woke up to find the pillow and bed covered in blood, coming from his nose. My grandmother drove him to the hospital with him holding a bowl under his nose. They packed his nose with like 8 feet of gauze, they started coming home and it started hemoraging again, so she took him back. Turns out he had a bone that never healed properly and was cutting into the nasal cavity.

[Neville]

Eirik wrote: "Man, if I had broken a crystal door when I was 8 or 9, the real pain would have come as soon as my dad found out!"

Oh, it was at school, so I got away with it. And well, I learned the lesson by myself.

[Eirik]

You had crystal doors at your school??  What, did you go to the Harry Potter school or something?

[Velvet Brotha]

Holy s**t!

That must have sucked... You two outta be more careful next time, Wykednick.

[Neville]

Eirik wrote: "What, did you go to the Harry Potter school or something?"

Nah, it was a nun school. The door was not completely crystal, it was made of iron, but it had these two thick glass panels, one at chest level and the other one at knee level. I ran through a corner and though the dammed door was open. Guess what, it wasn't. Crash! crystal and blood all over the place.