OT: Your Gravestone

[Evil Matt]

"I'll thank you not to drag your butt on my grave".

I always thought it would be fun to save a little bit of money and hire some crap, C list celebrity like Scott Baio to show up at the funeral and sit up front and act bereaved.  And all the mourners (hopefully) will be sitting around all bummed out and then notice him.  I expect the murmurs of conversation to go something like this:

"Man, he looked so healthy last time I saw him.  He'll certainly be missed.  I wonder....wha...hey, is that Scott Baio?  I didn't know Matt knew Scott Baio...".