Star Wars Episode 2...

[slaX]

Battle of The Clones!!!
god if that isnt a B movie title I dont know what is

[Gerry]

Actually, it's "Attack of the Clones" and yes indeedy it is a truly horrific title.  The only SW title that is worse is the 90s retitling of Star Wars Ep 4 to A New Hope.  Gag!

[slaX]

hehe yea I found out that it was actually attack of the clones and not battle right before I left work
didnt think anyone would correct it before I got home and corrected it myself :)

[Chadzilla]

Attack of the Clones?  What, did Bert I Gordon do uncredited rewrites or something?  My conceptual title for the episode was simply  "The Clone War", or wars,  which was taken from Princess Leia's "You're our only hope" recording at the beginning of Star Wars.

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......I think I just sounded like a geek up there.  :-0

[Flangepart]

What, a geek? In this group? Conciter it part of the job description! wait, Hang on..."Send in the clones... there have to be clones". There, thats over with! I feel mentaly cleaner now...The Clone Wars is the right title, so why does George have to fornicate with it? Gurrrr! Anyway, Is Bail Organa, Leia's Stepfather, going to be there, as he and Obi-Wan fought together in said wars...hummm....will we get to see Jar-Jar blow up real good?.....will Darth Maul be a continuing best seller on the toy shelves?...and will i ever be able to forgive George Lucas for cooking up the Midiclorians? "The Force is a virus!" These and many other questions will be answered...but, first,...i need a beer.

[Squishy]

Better titles:

Star Wars Episode II: Sh*tstorm On The Horizon

Star Wars Episode II: Obnoxious Fart Noise

Star Wars Episode II: Dem Clones, Dem Clones, Gonna Rise

Star Wars Episode II: The Plot Ruptures

Star Wars Episode II: The Jar Jar Chainsaw Massacre

Star Wars Episode II: The Dennis Menace

Star Wars Episode II: Hardcore Piston Shots

[Flangepart]

Star Wars Episode 2: Georges Retirement fund. AKA....A clone with my self......Anakin gets p**sed.....Darth Mauls....Jar Jar meets the Sarlac....a lightsaber in a dark place....a light saber where the suns don't shine....While the audience sleeps....a long,clonesome road.....when sequals attack....the Midi-clorian files.....oh, my brain hurts.........

[Guitarwolf]

Star Wars Episode 2: The death of a legend
Star Wars Episode 2: The Holiday Special part 2
Star Wars Episode 2: F_ck the Fans
Star Wars Episode 2: Revenge of Jar Jar
Star Wars Episode 2: Ewoks meet the Teletubies for Tea
Star Wars Episode 2: U Can't Have Your DVD
Star Wars Episode 2: Who Gives a s**t?

[Chadzilla]

Star Wars Episode 2:  Killer Clones for Outer Space
Star Wars Episode 2:  Lost in Place
Star Wars Episode 2:  Plot Does Not Matter After All
Star Wars Episode 2:  Left Behind
Star Wars Episode 2:  Kingdom of the Jar Jar Clones
Star Wars Episode 2:  Abbot and Costello Meet Jar Jar Binks
Star Wars Episode 2:  Abbot and Costello Go to Naboo
Star Wars Episode 2:  From the X-Files of Police Squad!
Star Wars Episode 2:  The Wizard of Naboo
Star Wars Episode 2:  Obi-Wan Days
Star Wars Episode 2:  Fans 0
Star Wars Episode 2:  Pull My Finger he said
Star Wars Episode 2:  George Lucas Getting out of Debt
Star Wars Episode 2:  The Emperor's New Clothes
Star Wars Episode 2:  Dawn of the Empire
actually that last one sounds good...

[Gerry]

And the sad part is that all of the aforementioned titles are better than the real one!!!!

[Mr.Smashy]

one last one

Star Wars Episode II : Kill me now!

[AndyC]

Star Wars Episode II: The Quickening

[Guitarwolf]

George should just skip making this film and release the Turkish version of Star Wars. Watching a bunch of Eric Estrada look-a-likes jumping up and down on trampolines kicking in the air and knocking around 9 foot Elmo muppets is way better than anything I've seen in a long time. I'm serious, they really do this in the Turkish Star Wars. Even the Zucker Bros. teaming up with George Lucas & the Farely Bros. couldn't make a film this entertaining.

[peter johnson]

What the hell is this Turkish thing called & who has it?
I saw a Turkish version of the Jetsons once in Ankara -- and a horrifically dubbed George Peppard spy film -- but this description, well . . . .

[David]

LOL...Star Wars Episode II: Fans 0....that would be my personal favorite.

I hear the rational for the next two flicks is that the Clone Wars don't really go down until Episode III...regardless, "The Clone Wars" would have been a better choice. One can only debate what Mr. Lucas was thinking when he named the most recent Star Wars movies.