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Cloudio
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« on: August 09, 2001, 11:43:13 AM »

This category should prove to be interesting, seeing how every B-Film usually has at least one memorable quote.
I have to go with the classic quote from that lovable Kung-Fu Man Of The Cloth Father McGruder:
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
Also high on my list is the bible salesman from Beware: Children At Play:
"Oh, Hell Yeah!" Of course you can hear that quote every Monday night if you are a wrestling fan.
Of course Bruce Campbell has millions of quotes...what are some of your all time favorites?
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Steve.
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2001, 01:38:51 PM »

Are you talking to me, Cloudio? Well I'm the only one here. "What's in the basket?" (Basket Case) is a poke in the eye for nosey buggers everywhere. "Have a drink - Al" (Warren Oates to a severed head in Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia - a rather fine B-movie).
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2001, 02:19:49 PM »

Best quote:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper had so many good lines in They Live.

To alien shopper: "You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in '57"
To human: "You, you're ok. This one, real f**kin' ugly."

and who can forget
"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."
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Vermin Boy
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2001, 04:34:21 PM »

"This 'silly pistol' could put a hole in you the size of a medium grapefruit!"
-- Vincent Price, _The Tingler_

Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief?
Chief: Yeah, they're dead, they're... ALL messed up.
--Night of the Living Dead

"Ya see? Ya see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"
-- Eros the "advanced" alien, Plan 9 from Outer Space
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Raffles
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2001, 06:41:03 PM »

"Poison Clan rocks the world!"- 5 deadly Venoms (got it from some book)
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Gnobenkase
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2001, 08:11:34 PM »

I'm with you there!

Also:

"Ma'am, that's like pouring perfume on a pig!"

"You don't need the police, you need a Brazilian plastic surgeon!"  (Why Brazilian, for crying out loud?!)

"You see, I take the glasses off, she looks like a regular woman; I put 'em back on: formaldehyde face!"
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Jim Hepler
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2001, 05:11:39 AM »

"WHERE'S MY CAKE?!"

-Creepshow
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AndyC
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2001, 11:39:09 AM »

"Meteor s**t!"
uttered by Sthephen King
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Raffles
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2001, 03:09:06 PM »

"Heinekin? f**k that s**t, Pabst Blu Ribbon!"-Blue Velvet
"Time for Go to Bed!" Tor Johnson the Unearthly
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Hero-man and Sidekick-boy
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2001, 05:39:01 PM »

Um for a Horror b-movie

"Swollow this" - Ash, evil dead 2

From a B-movie in General

"I'm not even suppose to be here today" - Dante, Clerks
"Bunch of Savages in this town" - Randal, Clerks
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The Bard
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2001, 10:24:21 PM »

Nethead: If I were you, I'd Run!
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good looking
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Guitarwolf
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2001, 12:04:29 AM »

"They're coming to get you Barbera" - Night of the living Dead

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison from South Park BLU

"Awk" - Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park

"This is seventies porn. You know how I can tell? The guys dick has sideburns" - Bulletproof

"Now squel like a pig" - Deliverence

"Here's a nice piece of s**t" - Billy Madison

"I could have been somebody. I coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront

"Now that's a damn shame when white folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead
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Vermin Boy
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2001, 08:13:13 PM »

My favorite from Six-String Samurai:

"Nice tuxedo... Nice tuxedo to DIE in!!"
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Andrew
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2001, 11:12:36 PM »

"Hey, we're going to make babies!" - a sperm, running down the "corridor."

Andrew
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Mofo Rising
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2001, 12:49:05 PM »

"If my head wasn't hurting so much I'd a sworn I was in heaven, heaven for guys who like big tits."

-Jack, HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS
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