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peter johnson
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« on: March 05, 2001, 01:29:21 PM »

Everyone be sure to check out the single-skull review of Robomess now showing in the reviews section!  Link to a picture of myself in the film as Gimp the Satan's Onion!!  See what I look like!  Collect Andrew's reward!!
I feel this film has never gotten the attention it deserves, B-wise.  What a cursed production!!  Not the least of which was the copywright infringement suit brought against us by Orion (Robocop) productions.  No sense of satire & fun has Orion.
Abby?  Are you out there Abby?  I recall you said you didn't think it was that bad, & I know those who would agree with you.
Write in!! Controversy!! I love it!!
Not to contradict Andrew's funny & mostly right-on review, but there are some reasons to watch -- Phil (Firesign Theatre/Rocky & Bullwinkle/Dr. Doolittle/Rugrats/The Tick) Proctor's monologue over the end-credits is completely improvised & actually quite funny -- unlike most of the film.  My own mother calls me up once a year to remind me how much she hates this film.  While I can't claim it to be in the same hallowed league as Plan 9, for instance, I do feel it deserves its own small stinky place in the annals of bad cinema.  I have real affection for it.  
Thanks for the coveted Single Skull!!
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flangepart
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2001, 03:02:10 PM »

"Annels of bad cinema?"...sound like "Ainals" to go by Sgt. B! Dang,though, that was a funny review. See, pain is important in humor! The scary part is, The Corps might add this to the Crucible! Or worse, Hell Week! Talk above and beyond!
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Andrew
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2001, 02:24:56 PM »

Egad man, don't you realize that Abby is even now donning her "Tracker" red wig and fueling the Ford Mustang of doom?  She'll hunt you down and gut you like a heartshot buck, then come to collect her reward of a working toaster oven.

That's it, I've got to review "Cherry 2000" - just to get it off my mind.

Oh, I did see your comment on the film and felt hurt.  The last screen capture was indeed of the "other woman" who appeared in Robo C.H.I.C., wasn't it?

Andrew
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peter johnson
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2001, 03:48:30 PM »

Gad, now you've got me wondering --
The gal on the video clip & the close-up ones are all of Jennifer Estrada, but the one standing next to Phil(Morty/Police Chief)Proctor in the last still-photo may indeed be Kathy Shower.  She looks slightly compressed to me in that shot if it is indeed her -- Nope, the more I look at her the more I think you're right.  Put 2 long shots side-by-side & you can really see the difference -- Ms. Shower looks a tad emaciated next to the robust Ms. Jennifer --
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Abby
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2001, 04:10:35 PM »

In case you missed my other posts, Peter, the robo-cop with women I was thinking of is NOT ROBO CHIC. The flick I was thinking of had nice looking women.

I killed the horror web awards. Didn't really mean to. But Andrew's right ... I'm dangerous. Watch your back.
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peter johnson
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2001, 07:43:26 PM »

Say what?  I mean, rip the film if we must, but Ms. Shower was Playboy Playmate of the Year(c) in '88 and Jennifer ain't no slouch either.
I think the women are quite attractive.  Not their fault that this was a star-crossed production.
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