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Author Topic: Whats worse? "Honey", "Crossroads" or "Gigli"?  (Read 4842 times)
Jayson
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« on: December 30, 2003, 03:57:24 PM »
Each of these "Abominations" should have been put to a slow death, but i was wondering...which of these movies sucked the most? Anyone...?
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2003, 09:04:07 AM »
None of them should be put to a slow death and here is why.  When my children begin to speak about who is "hot" in movies and on TV, I will need a point of reference when I argue with them that Jessica Alba, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey were some of the hottest women alive.  By that time, I'm sure they will have fallen into disrepair and I will need the ammo thus the old films.

As for which sucked the most......does it really matter?  I mean a turd that doesn't stink is still a turd, right?
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Jayson
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2003, 10:36:41 AM »
Interesting point--but women such as them broke the one cardinal rule. Everything was fine until they opened thier mouth.
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2003, 11:27:53 AM »
still haven't seen any of them. althought Gigli was playing on base like a few weeks ago. i just couldn't bring myself to waste 3 dollars on it though.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2003, 11:31:25 AM »
You mean they subject military personnel to it?  What are the alternatives:  Iraq, Afghanistan or Gigli?
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Jayson
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2003, 11:58:08 AM »
LOL--that would be a tough choice.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2003, 02:25:15 PM »
True......very true.
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Dunners
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2003, 04:38:47 PM »
wait, arent they all the same movie?
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2003, 05:05:24 PM »
I haven't seen them, but it sounds like it would be quite a challenge to sit thru 4 1/2 to 5 hours of it. Not sure if I'll be doing that one anytime soon.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2003, 11:55:28 PM »
this is one of those situations where you can actually earn a purple heart just by watching a movie.
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2004, 12:40:41 AM »
it goes in this order exactly

1.gigli

ben +jlo= evil X2

2. crossroads

britney = evil

3. honey

it thankfully died in obscurity
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2004, 12:21:42 PM »
LoL, I'll take israel instead! nah, they just have a theatre here on base that plays second run movies, kinda like a dollar theatre. A lot of the time they get good movies in too, it's kind of a hit and miss. Which reminds me I need to get off my ass and see what's playing this weekend, I think they have Master & Commander, can't beat it for only 3$.
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2004, 12:23:27 PM »
HAHA! yeah, i have better things to do with my time, like watching fulfilling movies in my room.
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2004, 04:51:36 PM »
That should be an annual award Dunners for us at this messageboard. Image that a recipient of the B-Movie Purple Heart. Here are the ones that were extremely painful for me:

They Saved Hitlers Brain
King of the Zombies
Bloodthristy Butchers
The Rats are Coming ! The Werewolves are Here !
The Dungeon of Harrow
They Came from Outer Space
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2004, 11:16:10 PM »
I haven't seen any of the three, but my vote would go to Honey simply for the fact that it centers around rap.
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