Alternate endings: Nuke Willy!, and fry up some flipper,too.

[Flangepart]

Time for an excersise in imagination,kiddies. Have you ever wanted a movie to end in a different fashion then it "Realy" did? I've wondered what it would be like to offer alternate endings to stories. Like,In FREE WILLY,  Willy the Killer whale leaps the rocks...and lands on the kid.Splat! Whale and human guts all over thise sharp rocks! Even as just an end credit joke, it would be pretty cool! Or, hows 'Bout in AIRPORT, the plane lands safely...and gets hit by a fuel truck!Boom!.....hey, i coulda happened!....and since, in movies anything is possable.....what would you do?

[Lester1/2jr.]

at the end of Shaft he gets f**ked up the ass by Rainbow Brite.

[AndyC]

Alternate Endings

Star Wars: A big chunk of the exploded Death Star crashes into Yavin IV, wiping out the rebellion.

Return of the Jedi: Same thing, only it falls on the Ewok village.

Smokey and the Bandit: As Burt, heading for Boston, is looking back and waving at the Sheriff, he pulls out in front of another car and gets t-boned.

Kingdom of the Spiders: As the characters look out at the web covered landscape, the radio DJ is devoured by spiders after playing that godawful theme song one too many times. Then a bunch of spiders burst into the cabin and snatch Shatner out from under his rug.

Titanic: Actually, you can't improve on drowning Leonardo diCrappio. Maybe if he had somehow gotten between the hull and the iceberg before the collision, although that would be a relatively quick demise.

[Flangepart]

Good ones! How about also...War of the worlds: The people of Earth die of a plague brought from Mars!........Lake Placid: The old bat is sitting on the dock,feeding the baby alligators, and she and they are eaten by a crocodile....Planet of the Apes: Heston goes round the bend, and sees the Delos android funpark......The last man on Earth: Just as the hero is offed by the ex-vampires, they in turn are attacked by werewolves.......

[AndyC]

They Live: Roddy Piper and Meg Foster are facing off on the roof, when Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant and Brutus Beefcake burst out of the exit. Andre takes out the helicopter, and Hogan gives the antenna a flying drop kick, while Brutus puts Meg in the sleeper hold and shaves her head.

[AndyC]

Of course, Vince McMahon and Jesse Ventura would appear out of nowhere to provide commentary. When the dish goes down, we see that Vince is an alien.

[me]

Jaws : Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

The Beast : Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

Leviathan : Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

Orca: Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

Tentacles: Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

Devilfish: Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.

Pirahna: Everyone stays out of the water, and nobody gets killed.