Bad movies

[Ssvegita76]

Hello , this is my first time on this board and i have a problem ; you see I now have a bad monster movie site and want to know if you guys had any ideas for some bad monster movies for me to review . If you want to see my site its at www.geocitites.com/dacroweapon so just give me your opinion .

[Mofo Rising]

I'd like to see a review of MONSTER SQUAD.

By the way, you should really rethink some of those background/text color pairings.  Complex blue backgrounds and red text aren't as bad as gouging out your eyes with a stick, but they don't make for comfortable reading.

[Andrew]

I recently watched the "America 3000" tape that arrived with my last Amazon order.  The opening credits are slim yellow text, appearing over the movie's opening scenes.  

Can you pull a muscle in your eye?  Oh yes, yes you can.

Andrew

[ssvegita76]

Yeah thanks , I could change the text color and the backround color  . But i was more wondering if there were any severely bad movies that could damage my brain or at least cause severe stomache discomfort .

 - Yes I am a glutton for pain , but without pain there is no relief -

[ssvegita76]

Come on at least four of you could muster a movie like that I mean Breeders was bad but I need something so bad Breeders will be redemtion  ,  I challenge anyone to tell me the name and i will review it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andrew]

Find any of these films and may God have mercy upon your soul:

Mongrel
Bog
The Mighty Gorga
The Swamp of the Lost Monster
The Dark (1979)
Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake
The Legend of Gator Face

Which version of "Breeders" by the way?  There are two...

Andrew

[Nathan]

Andrew wrote:
>
> Find any of these films and may God have mercy upon
> your soul:
>



> Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake



Actually, Rana is relatively painless.  Not good, by any stretch, and only marginally entertaining or interesting, but it leaves no rash.

Nathan

[Flangepart]

The swamp of the lost monster? So, he was killing people, just because they diden't have a map on them? Or a compass? Andrew wrote:
>
> Find any of these films and may God have mercy upon
> your soul:
>
> Mongrel
> Bog
> The Mighty Gorga
> The Swamp of the Lost Monster
> The Dark (1979)
> Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake
> The Legend of Gator Face
>
> Which version of "Breeders" by the way?  There are two...
>
> Andrew

[peter johnson]

ROBOC.H.I.C!!  See Andrew's review, this site, or simply scroll through all the reviews you see here, pausing to read/peruse the skull-rated ones only.  Now THAT's an education!!

[Steve.]

Move mountains to find a copy of a truly appalling Brit (well, filmed in Ireland)horror flick - Rawhead Rex - based on a Clive Barker story, who has put several thousand miles between it and himself ever since.

[ssvegita]

speaking of him I could have bought a used cpoy but chose something else . DAMN THAT CARNOSAUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any way thanks for the suggestion and ill look for all of these in the next big city i go too .

[ssvegita]

Quoting Andrew :Andrew wrote:
> Which version of "Breeders" by the way?  There are two...
 The one with the cover of an alien like head but with eyes and has blue and purplish skin , Roger Ebert gave it no Stars and for once that fat ass and I agree . The movie was made in the late 1960s . thats all that i can tell you without you watching the movie .

[chili]

lol, I almost bought rawhead a while back, just cause I liked the cover... pheww, close one.