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Lord Rupert Vladimer
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« on: September 05, 2001, 11:34:55 PM »

How could anyone in their right mind "enjoy" bad movies,this does not make any sense. Since you all pick out bad films at the video store,when you go the market,do you pass by all the fresh groceries and ask if they can look through the food in the trash? Since you can rent good films for the same price,if you go to a motor car park with $15,000 dollars looking for a used trans am,do you pass by the newer ones and offer $15,000 for a rusted out 70's model in the back? When you use the airlines,do you use the company with the worst service and safety record? I guess you americans just don't have as much class as us english gentlmen. I know there is at least a few americans sophisticated enough to apreciate fine film making,people like Roger Ebert and Mike Roeper have fairly good taste. I am sure that they would also be apaulled by the movies you peope choose to view. Mr Ebert,Mr. Roeper,and I would never waste our time viewing such bloody poppycock! How could anyone "enjoy" such rubbish?
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Mofo Rising
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2001, 12:33:36 AM »

It's a well know fact that "Mr. Ebert" and "Mr. Roeper" are well-known communists.

Consider this, at the time that the "Siskel & Ebert" debates were growing in popularity, it was a well known fact that America was growing squishy soft on communism.  What was needed was a public debate forum where the tenets of communism could be decried for what they really were, the absolute erosion of common decency and moral backbone.

But America was in the full swing of the television revolution, and all serious debates had to be phrased through the medium of "sitcom-ese" and "movie-isms".  So what they did (the C.I.A. in conjunction with the F.B.I. and the N.S.A) was to put to puppet speakers in the forefront of the only debates Americans would listen to, movie criticism.  "Siskel" was the defender of Democracy and the Free World.  "Ebert" was the speaker for the Evil Empire and communism, as you can see by his resemblance to Chairman Mao.

In this fashion, the two would veil their debates in reference to popular movies of the time.  However, "Ebert", who was supposed to be a puppet, was later revealed to be an actual card-carrying member of the communist party.  Unfortunately, the natural popularity of the debates precluded a replacement.  Having thus deceived America, "Ebert" began his plan to undermine America and "get rid" of "Siskel".

"Siskel" fought valiantly and with Honor, unfortunately Honor can not always stand up to the underhanded deviance of such sorts as "Ebert" and his cohorts.  "Siskel" fell.  "Roeper" is only a puppet on "Ebert"'s strings.  A puppet of a puppet.

What does this have to do with "bad" movies?  In a society where the mainstream has been co-opted by the pernicious influence of international communism, the only defence is to strike back and view films decried by the establishment.  They're the only true voice America has left.

Go out today!  Rent a "bad" movie for Democracy!  Down with communism!  Hooray for America!
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Squishy
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2001, 01:05:30 AM »

Like it?

I masturbate to it!

Well, that, and videos of your girlfriend and a horse.
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Josh Leman
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2001, 02:12:23 AM »

Well, for one thing, it should be pointed out that the guy's name is RICHARD Roeper, not "Mike" Roeper... you criticize our taste in films without even getting your facts straight?

And anyway, there are different kinds of bad.  There's "good bad" and "bad bad."  Good bad is when a movie fails in a way that manages to be completely hilarious, or in the case of something like Dead Alive or Story of Ricky, is an intentionally ridiculous movie that simply cannot be taken seriously.  Bad bad is when something is just boring or bad in a way you just can't laugh at.

You don't eat caviar and filet mignon every single time you get hungry.  Sometimes all you want is something "bad" like Cheetos.
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2001, 04:58:55 AM »

Why would I take advice on "fine filmmaking" from some illiterate prick who can't even spell the word "appalling?"

Anyway, I do know trolling when I see it, especially when it's done so poorly. The British snob routine is funny, but it's a little overdone.
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Deena
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2001, 10:28:21 AM »

I am curious what constitutes a good movie?  The teen crap that they push upon ppl my age?  Or how about another Julia Roberts movie?  To me, these movies are far worse than Liquid Sky or any other bad movie.  Just because we don't like what the mainstream media wants us to, we are stupid.  I think that makes us a lil bit more intelligent, just because we actively seek out movies that the media doesn't want us to see.  Movies that aren't cross promoted.  And that's my 2 cents.
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Nathan
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2001, 10:35:58 AM »

Honestly, what did people expect from someone posting through WebTV?

Lord Vladimir's next stunning internet realization:

"Wow!  There's an AWFUL lot of porn out here!"

Nathan
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Scott Davis
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2001, 12:07:03 PM »

"Everybody is hugging!" - Ralph Wiggum on porn

I got more enjoyment watching Battlefield Earth then I did while watching Gladiator.
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Gerry
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2001, 12:55:27 PM »

Don't quit your day job.
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Cloudio
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2001, 01:48:20 PM »

In his defense...he had a lot of money invested in the Final Fantasy movie....take it easy on him.
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Lord Rupert Vladimer
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2001, 03:04:31 PM »

This is a wonderful film to view when I have my tea and crumpets. I was reading about some of the horrid films you people "enjoy". A disgusting film like "soul vengenge",about a lad who strangles people with his penis would make any civilized person vomit!
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Chadzilla
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2001, 03:08:43 PM »

a lad who strangles people with his penis....


That's the strongest statement against fellatio that I have ever heard.
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Steve.
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2001, 03:56:08 PM »

Lord Vladimer....sorry yer lordship, Vladimir, but I humbly ask why you even visited the site in the first place. How could anyone "enjoy" such an utter waste of putting finger to button?
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N. E. Moses
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2001, 04:08:14 PM »

Arent'n they the ones who gave American Pie 2 two thumbs up?
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N. E. Moses
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2001, 04:43:34 PM »

And I do say, old bean, all these chaps do like to watch bad movie now and then just like your blokes do (Mortal Kombat, Batman and Robin, Woody Allen films, etc.) in your "motherland" of jolly Ol' England.  So go back "there", drink your tea, eat your krumpets and kiss my American BLACK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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