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« on: April 28, 2004, 10:29:22 PM »

BLOOD GNOMES (2002) - Well, I had a Blockbuster coupon "rent one get one free" so I took advantage of it. I went with the intent of getting some of those recent releases like the new TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and KILL BILL, but this one caught my eye and I opted for two unknown films tonight.

First I'd like to say that the film had a neat idea, but the actors were something out of an industrial film on a cursing marathon. The rest of the film is kind of an erotic horror with ugly invisible blood sucking gnomes that can only be see with a camera. The film had no style and seemed to be an exercise for someone experimenting with ugly gnomes on camera. To help salvage the film they gave B-Movie queen Julie Strain a 15 minute walk on with no dialogue. This film rates up (down) there with many TROMA films.



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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2004, 05:08:28 PM »

blood Gnoes the katie couric story!

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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2004, 11:17:52 PM »

I also rented this yesterday...I am still unsure what it was. How about the drug dealer lady? If she looked any more like a guy, I would've been completely sick.
Now I think I'll head on over to the paranormal forum that I visit for some laughs. It may just be time to post on there that I saw blood gnomes...then sit back and see how many other people also saw them...and I don't mean the movie.

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