Worst. Film. Ever.

[SeanJoe]

I just finished watching Troll 2, which is if I'm not mistaken, the no.2 worst movie of all time according to imdb. I feel that is gravely innaccurate as while it is cheezy*, there's got to be more to bad cinema then this.

What would be the worst film/film list according to you?(Try to stick to the truly godawful)

I haven't seen as many bad movies as I'd like to, but I'd probably have to answer Warrior of The Wasteland.

*Most advised MST: Am I acting... corny?

[slaX]

Encino Man
two words-pauly shore

dont know if thats my all-time worst,but its the worst I was ever "forced" to go and see

[slaX]

to go and see at a theater I meant

[Nathan]

My standard answer is always Bad Magic, an SOV feature from the ever-inept Polonia Brothers.

If we raise the bar to shot-on-film, it has to be A.P.E.X..  An ironic title, one supposes -- a more accurate one would be "N.A.D.I.R."

Nathan

[N. E. Moses]

I got a few for you:

Batman and Robin
Mortal Kombat 2: Annialation
Power Rangers The Movie
Power Rangers Turbo (even worse)
Any G-rated snore fest.

More to come.

[El Chupacabra]

If you're looking for a revelation in badness,
try flicks that combine sci-fi/horror with
soft pornography.  Virtual Girl and The Killer
Eye, to name a couple, are astonishingly bad.

Also look for something called "Mindfield",
where the lead char. mumbles all the time,
the plot is incomprehensible, and the action
(not to mention acting) is non-existent...
Great fun!

[Law Dog]

After reading this, I've got to watch the Killer Eye. It's been in my pile of bad movies to watch for a while, but it's it's that bad, I gotta see it tonight. I picked up a used copy of the Director's Cut for $3.00 a few months back along with Uncle Sam, Jack Frost, Blood Dolls, Bad Moon and a few others at the local video store trying to thin out it's stock.

A couple of my favorites are Incredible Melting Man (MST3Ked or not, it's still hilarious with the lead running around and announcing "I'm Dr. Ted Nelson" every ten minutes) and Elves (With Dan "Grizzly Adams" Hargarty).

[Squishy]

I can watch Time Chasers or Space Mutiny or Reptilicus or even The Creeping Terror with its missing soundtrack, over and over again. I can even manage to wait through turds like Hobgoblins if they're MSTified and come with commercial breaks-- but I just cannot sit through three solid minutes of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank without peeing with rage and clawing at my eyes.

That pretty much says it all for me.

[El Chupacabra]

Oh, you'll love Uncle Sam and Jack Frost...
both entertainingly bad movies in their own
right.  I actually liked Bad Moon, and
Overdrawn ATMB (what can I say... I have
strange tastes)

Squishy... peeing with rage?  That sounds
rather painful...

[Squishy]

I believe it's called "bladder hostility."

If you can find the novel Willard (basis for the movie, of course), I highly recommend it. It is written in the form of "Ratman's" personal journal, and he makes some bizarre observations that couldn't be put in the movie--for example, how Willard and Ben urinate and/or defecate at each other when facing off for battle. Eewwwwwwww. Not everything that makes the book a fun cheap read is about excrement, of course. I'm just feeling scatological tonight. :P  
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"Be careful, men--he wets himself."

--Wayland Smithers, cautioning security officers as they cart Homer away on the basis of a "take-home psychological exam" that Ol' Lazy-Ass made Bart fill out

[Squishy]

...that should be "Socrates and Ben urinate and/or defecate at each other" not "Willard and Ben." Oh, man, that WOULD be gross...

[Law Dog]

El Chupacabra wrote:
>
> Oh, you'll love Uncle Sam and Jack Frost...
> both entertainingly bad movies in their own
> right.  I actually liked Bad Moon, and
> Overdrawn ATMB (what can I say... I have
> strange tastes)
>
> Squishy... peeing with rage?  That sounds
> rather painful...

Yup, those are the two out of the pile that I had seen even before I got those bargain tapes.

One thing about Uncle Sam that I've never seen mentioned anywhere, but I seemed to have picked up, is a bit of dialog between the mother and the aunt and the boy (all of whom I don't find noteworthy enough to remember names). Am I just reading something into the scene or what? The way the sister is talking about what a horrible scumbag her brother was seems as if she is talking about some sort of incestuous rape instead of just mental, physical or emotional abuse . Anybody else get this interpetation?

[Chris1]

I got that interpetation loud and clear Law Dog loud and clear this is one  mess up movie that glamorize men who like to abuse people even after death for fun.

[Chris1]

One movie comes to mind  as one of The Worst Film Ever is called Sex Monster starring Mariel (Bad Moon) Hemingway and directed and co- starring Mike Binder that's the guy who got a new show on HBO this fall about in minds of men or something like that. Anyway I flip on HBO one late night and saw this movie what a mistake I made of watching this load of s**t . It's all about this guy who put the male human species on the endanger species list even more by having a menage-a-trois with his wife and another woman it turn out great at first but then ALL HELL BROKE LOSE!!! The wife became a sex monster by giving great oral sex to women than he can. Every women come to  her, his friend's wives, his business partner's wife, and even his secretary get into the act. After I saw this film it gave me second thoughts about having a threesome with my wife when I get married. Now I have to everybody beware of this film it really F**K UP YOUR MIND!!!

[Chadzilla]

The wife became a sex monster by giving great oral sex to women ...


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