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N. E. Moses
« on: September 17, 2001, 05:05:06 PM »

I was watching the movie "Camp Nowhere", where a bunch of kids go to an abandond camp site with a "undisapland" ex-con doing basiclly anything they want to do.  Which got me thinking:  What is your own Camp Nowhere?

My own Camp?  (I know I would sound like a typical black comidian)If black kids were there, it would be call "Camp Orgy"
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2001, 05:51:37 PM »

Camp Evil - It just sounds like a great little b-movie title.  "Hello I'm your counselor, Mr. Thorn.  But you can call me Damien."
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2001, 08:19:59 PM »

Damien Thorn. That's right, when the forces of darkness hide out in our midst, they tend to pick some pretty obvious names. I just finished watching a copy of Dracula's Last Rites that I found in the bargain bin at a variety store I stopped into quite by chance. They were selling off some really cheesy old stuff from their meagre rental business.

Anyway, the movie features a funeral parlour run by a mortician, secretly a vampire, who sucks the blood out of bodies brought to his mortuary, stakes them before they get up and walk away, then putties up the holes for the funeral. He has a few other accomplices in this. Actually, it seemed to me they'd found a way to feed without killing anyone, but that's not the way anyone in this crappy movie saw it.

The mortician's name: Mr. Lucard. Boy, I never would have picked him as a vampire.


Back to the topic at hand, perhaps Camp Two-Four would be mine. For those non-Canadians who aren't familiar with the term, a two-four is a case of 24 beers and usually at the top of the list for most campers - of legal age or otherwise.
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2001, 10:05:37 PM »

Louis Cypher in Angel Heart, d'oh!
Josh Leman
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2001, 01:36:45 AM »

I think it might be fun to name a summer camp "Camp Lonely," just to see if oblivious parents would still send their kids there.

Or maybe "Camp Euthanasia."
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2001, 11:30:34 AM »

How about "Camp Grizzly". Where the bear skin rug gets up at night to feed.
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