The Guys I really Hate

[The Bard]

I've finally got online for the first time in days. But enough of that. Anyone been over at godhatesfags.com? They're planing to protest a whole bunch of funreals of Airline Employees who were on the planes that crashed and were gay. I think these guys scare me more then Afghanastan, they're in our own backyard.

[Andrew]

Eh, I tend to ignore the people I dislike (the harmless ones at least).  Now, show up at my friend's funeral, acting stupid, and I'll send you to the hospital.

Andrew

[The Bard]

Yea,same here. Even worse though is that they said if the family held a private funreal they would pickett his house and his lovers.

If it was me,I'd be stocking up on powdered milk and bees.

[AndyC]

Who took the time to sort out which of these people were gay anyway? Was it announced somewhere? My first thought, upon seeing last week's events, was definitely not 'I wonder who was gay.' I don't even want to know that.

[Squishy]

In another thread, I begged for peace and good will. These scumbags dried that allllll up. Time to rant:

To all the drunks and other braindead idiots who have been attacking both American citizens and our current allies in this sad affair: kneecap these lunatic turdboys and you'll actually be doing the country a favor. Then, feel free to off yourselves, which will also be doing the country a favor.

While John Ashcroft is busy trying to rewrite the Constitution in order to consolidate power and eliminate his enemies--whoops, I mean "protect US citizens"--perhaps he could get these buttwipes drafted? Don't worry, punks--surely God will protect his steadfast heterosexual servants from harm? You're not, y'know...sissies, are ya? (History suggests many of you are, actually.)

...oh, yeah, speaking of Jehovah's divine protection--let's send Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell to the front line while we're at it; Jerry told an audience of zombies (whoops, followers) that we brought this on ourselves because we aren't devout enough to Jerry (whoops, God) and lost his divine anti-terrorist super-shield. Pat agreed. (What happened to the tidal waves and hurricanes that were supposed to destroy Disney World, Pat?)

And don't forget the assorted con artists, the fools sending phoney bomb threats, the heartless b***h who taunted rescue workers with that fake cell-phone call, and of course the modern war-profiteers who waited all of nine seconds before raising the price of a gallon of gas to five bucks.

Hell awaits them all, and has arranged special seating for their arrival.  

Y'see, this is the ultimate failure of the death penalty, besides its innocent victims; right before we shoved him out of the plane, parachuting him into Afghanistan buck naked with his wrists tied to his ankles, his bloodstream swimming with several freshly-injected STDs, we could have asked that grand superpatriot Timmy McVeigh--on live TV--who he thought the real enemy was now.

[Lester1/2Jr.]

Until last tuesday I had sort of thought of Bin Laden as someone like that, like a lunatic who talks alot but would never do any of the s**t they talk about because deep down they know how lame they are.

[Flangepart]

These guys are just wrong. It is cruelty, pure and simple. A chance to puff out the chest, and say,"Look at ME!". I don't think a lot of things are right, and for me, those things are not what i would do. I don't think some things are good for anyone...but i can't live someone elses life for them. If some one asked my opinion, i'd explaine it as best i could, but thats all i can do. Suffice to say, God will work things out...and those who claim to speak for him...had better get it Right! And lets us remember, the Self-rightious are everywhere. And the same attitude can hide under many different words. Live your life, and take what ever consiquences, Good and Bad, like a man or woman. Life is a learning process...and we all need to learn to "Play well with others." Be cool, guys.