Eninem : The Movie

[The Bard]

Is anyone else as scared as me?

. The much-anticipated project will be the movie debut of Eminem, real name Marshal Mathers III, and is described as "as an honest but provocative fictional examination of a critical month in the life of a young man named Jimmy as he searches for identity and a sense of purpose".

I hope it ends up just like Glitter.

[Vermin Boy]

Anyone else having flashbacks to "Cool as Ice?"

[Law Dog]

Heh heh heh

Vanilla Ice Jr.

How could anybody take this twerp seriously?

[linda]

i agree

[Andrew]

Vermin Boy wrote:
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> Anyone else having flashbacks to "Cool as Ice?"

Heh, I finally found a copy of that movie (on LD no less) and a review is probably forthcoming...

Andrew

[Stupid Jacob]

I think Mad said it best when they described him as the love child of Vanilla Ice and Andrew Dice Clay.



Moron wigger.

[Lester1/2jr.]

I really want to see "Glitter"!!  I thought you were going to talk about this porno whre the girl wins tickets to "Eninem" but has to do all this stuff to meet him....  The same one had a good one where this girl is Britney Smears "I'm so great!!! Lick my ass!! Come on!!"  I enjoy pornogrippy

[Guitarwolf]

I'll go see it if it turns out to be a gay musical with Elton John. It would be great to see Eminem come out of the closet at the end of the movie and singing "I gotta be me" while dressed in a little pink tu tu.

[The Bard]

Now that sounds like a great movie...

Or a Howard Stern bit... Throw some more bologna at her ass!!!

[Squishy]

It just needs a retitle: The Whiny Adventures of Phoney The Poser. Look, isn't Jerry Mathers--oops, my bad, I mean Marsha Mathers--strictly past tense yet? By now he should be parking cars or holding the cup at porn shoots while waiting for his turn on VH1's Where Are They Now And Who Gives A Crap?

[The Bard]

Scary thought, considering Vanilla Ice has actually managed to increase his pull right around the time he did that VH1 behind the music and actually get the very talented and normally good eared Ross Robinson (worked for Korn very early on and basically discovered Slipknot) worked on VI's latest comeback CD which has a new version of Ice Ice, Baby worth a few laughs.

So lets just hope Eninem dies and no one goes digging up about him.

Tupac released 3 CDs after he died, I guess Aalyiah has 5 more left.

If a pop star dies, can't it be someone like Eninem of Vanilla Ice instead of Aayliah?