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maria paula
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2004, 04:43:54 PM »

no doubt, "pearl harbour"i bought this film  just for one euro in a flea market  so  the question is why does this film its so horrible?,the answer, ben affleck its in there.


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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2004, 04:51:35 PM »

I'd like to add to my answer "Howling 3: Marsupials" At least it was only 3 dollares. I forgot I had this one until I looked on my shelve


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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2004, 05:24:51 PM »

Phoenix The Warrior. I could easily justify that purchase in terms of the philosophy of this very site, but frankly it was driven by my a bout of 80s nostalgia that my penis was going through at the time.
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2004, 06:08:52 PM »

I also liked the new Ocean's 11 a lot, though the ending of the original is way, way better than the ending of the remake. My favorite part of the remake was how the style of talking rubbed off on my friends and I walking out of the theater-- I won a teddy bear in the claw machine in the lobby, and still managed to act cool doing it!

As for embarassing videos... Can't think of many off the top of my head, though the random placement of The Naked Man (co-written by Ethan Coen) next to Frankenhooker on my shelf has gotten me lots of funny looks (including from my mom).


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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2004, 06:14:29 PM »

I love the Guyver, I always show it off to people too. As long as I like it, I'm not embarassed about it.

I'm pretty emabrassed for owning:

Down to Earth
Blair Witch
Austin Powers
From Hell
Dracula 2000

I got all these movies just cause I bought them at Blockbuster on clearance
Drezzy Mac
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2004, 06:31:13 PM »

Hmmmm...I'd have to say Witchouse II: Blood Coven was the most embarassing, but I sold it the other day to the Newbury Comics in Natick.

Now, I guess it's The Crow: Salvation, considering every other movie I own is good.
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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2004, 07:52:20 PM »

I have a ton of them.  I'm both embarrassed AND proud to own these:

* THE BOY IN THE PLASTIC BUBBLE (a terrible quality DVD from the now defunct "Dimension" company)


* MARY POPPINS (loyal, you aren't alone)

* Most of the Rock Hudson comedies from the 1960s (usually co-starring people like Doris Day and Tony Randall)


* THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL (an Abba documentary)


* THE PARENT TRAP (original)


* MUSCLE BEACH PARTY / SKI PARTY (double feature)




* THE MONKEES (both complete seasons)

And there are probably about 20 more that I can't think of right now.


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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2004, 10:36:19 PM »

I'm at work, so I can't remember all of them... but here are a few:

The Cannonball Run
Resident Evil
Charlie's Angels
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2004, 10:36:39 PM »

I also had the displeasure of purchasing this "sequal" (or not, I don't even know) "I'll Kill You, I'll Bury You, I'll Spit on Your Grave Too".  Now, I know this is a site to embrace, if you will, B-movies, but this piece of s**t should be the first to fall under the catergoy "V-movie" meaning, this thing is was done entirely with a video camera and nothing more.  The acting would make porn stars Oscar winners.
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2004, 10:44:04 PM »

Zoolander isn't embarassing. That movie is great! One of Ben Stiller's finest. (Of course, 90% of Ben's movies are crap, so that's not saying much... but still, Zoolander is an awesome movie.)

If you said you owned Starsky and Hutch, then you'd have something to be embarassed about. I rented that for free (thanks to Blockbuster's "guaranteed in stock or it's free" promise)... and I still felt ripped off.
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2004, 10:53:41 PM »

Yeah, it was definitely not as funny as it could've been.  However, the scene toward the end STILL gets stuck in my head & makes me laugh:

"Do it!  Do it!"
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2004, 11:01:09 PM »

By the end of the movie I was too bored and annoyed to laugh at anything. But I did think ONE part of the movie was hillarious- when Hutch got stabbed in the arm with that kitchen knife. His response to the pain almost had me in tears.
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« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2004, 12:04:23 AM »

"The Breed" with Adrian Paul and Bokeem Woodbine.
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2004, 01:48:49 AM »

Well, I can't say I really liked this one, but I will say it's one of those things you can be proud you actually managed to get through: "I actually sat and watched this [expletive] through to the end! Aren't you glad people like me exist to review this stuff so you don't have to?"

Current boast: I survived "Red-Blooded American Girl."

It's lame, lame, lame! My father bought it online for $2.50, and it was overpriced at that. When I mentioned I wanted to do a review of it for this site, Dad asked "why watch it if you know it's that bad?" To this I replied "You saw the trailer! Why did you BUY it?" His reply: "The price was right." No it wasn't! The trailer was surely enough of a tip-off in itself that the film was going to suck: it had the topless hooker in it, as well as practically everything else to tip us off that it was nothing but soft-core porn.

I've written a review for it for this site, and am still hoping to get Andy's mailing address so I can fob this film off on him. But I'm still proud I actually sat through this trash... twice! (The second time, I was doing my review of it.) MST3K is gone; somebody's got to do it!
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« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2004, 03:03:36 AM »

Remember that old 1986 feature called "The Worst Witch" starring Fairuza Balk as Mildred Hubble and Tim Curry as The Grand Wizard?
It had a Halloween theme and is quite a lot like Harry Potter in many aspects.
I got it for free when I used to work at a local video store.

Remember that one?

My video has different box art.

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