Blood diner

[Design28]

I just stumbled upon this site and was totally amazed... other freaks like me in the universe enjoy the macabre pleasure of an artistic failure...

My personal fave is called "Blood Diner." Anyone else had the...um... pleasure of seeing this treasure?

The opening scene has 2 brothers robbing a grave. One of them hits a security guard in the back of the head and the guards EYES POP OUT FROM THE BLOW!!!! How can it get any better? It does...

Painful, but enjoyable...

[Mofo Rising]

Yup, BLOOD DINER was pretty over the top in its badness.  Cheerfully depraved, you might say.

My main gripe with the film is the quality of some of the girls they got to strip down.  Bad acting I can put up with.  Bad plot and special effects I can put up with.  I can even put up with incredibly stupid story elements introduced late in a movie.  Ugly naked people, we got a problem.

[design28]

Gotta agree... but can any chick look good naked with a hush-puppy head? That scene made me tear up with laughter. I can't believe someone had the balls to actually put those words together for a scene in a script. Of course, the fanged mouth in the evil queen-demon-freak chick at the end can also temper any sexual thoughts ...