The War on Terrorism: THE MOVIE!

[Chadzilla]

Of course it was called Mars Attacks! when it first came out, but I think it is appropriate read of events to come...don't you?  (chadzilla ducks)

[AndyC]

So, it's not over until Tom Jones sings?

[Vermin Boy]

Now we just need to deploy Slim Whitman albums to Afghanastan, and we'll be all set!

[Flangepart]

Slim Whitman....any relation to Stewart Whitman the (Ahem) actor? Ya know....they do kinda' look alike.......

[Vermin Boy]

Hmm... With Slim's powers over the Martians, and Stuart's prowess against giant rabbits, together they could be unstoppable! (Don't know if they're related, though)