HARD ROCK ZOMBIES&other missing movies

[Wence]

(I´m a german trash-fan, so sorry for my english)
"www.badmovies.org" is pretty cool, especially the movie-review-list! Even the reviews in detail are good, I was very pleased about the critique of STARCRASH - a movie I love because it´s pure SCUM !!!
But I have a little critique, too: If badmovies means trashmovies, then there are missing some of the most ugly sorry efforts in history. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES for example! This movie is so CRAZY YOU WON´T BELIEVE!
[The Story: Adolf Hitler has escaped to Brooklyn(!!!) after an arrangement with the USA. To stay covered, he and Eva Braun pose as booksellers, but can´t escape god´s punishment - they try to flee and go to somewhere in the bible-belt, but turn to zombies as it is their faith. There on the countryside, Adolf and Eva become Zombie-Grandparents with mad Midgets as grandchilds(!!!) and leaders of a small band of Nazi-Zombies. After this cursed Nazi-Zombi-Midget-Familiy starts to terrorize invading Hard-Rock-Teens who disturb Hitlers Idyll (Zombie-Adolf and Zombie-Eva are sexually very active!!! ) and awake the forces of evil, it ends in an final showdown between villagers and hard-rock-teens on the one hand, and Hard-Rock-Zombies, Undead Villagers, Nazi-Zombies and Midgets on the other hand. In this showdown, the protagonists (Hard-Rock-Teens) try to free one of their girls who is in danger to be raped by the Hard-Rock-Zombies!]
If you don´t know this movie, try to get it - it´s fabulous! This movie has been produced in the 70ies (it´s a coloured film) and the director is (or was) a monk of the Hare-Krishnas!!!
But other films are missing, too. What about NAKED LUNCH ? (This movie is so crazy I can´t tell) And what about the relatively good (and funny) CRITTERS I - III or the very trashy ABDUCTED II - THE REUNION?
At least I have a question: what´s about the movie PHANTOM TOWN and CRAWLERS?  Are they funny (or crappy enough to laugh about)? Idon´t know them but I have the possibility to watch them in the next time (are they worth it?).
I hope someone will answer - cheers!

[Scott]

Welcome to the board Wence. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES sounds like the kinda film we like to know more about. Just read some reviews at imdb.com and they were mixed reviews which is sometimes a good sign. Keep checking in Wence and let us know more about those strange Euro films you have over there.

[Wence]

HARD ROCK ZOMBIES

USA  1984
Directed by Krishna Shah (a Hare-Krishna-Monk!!!)
90 min

See:
- politically active undead (Nazi-Zombies in uniforms - and I think mummies, too)
- the grandchild´s of Hitler (two absolutely mad Midgets)
- two midgets disturbing their grandparents when having sex
- what the true meaning of "helping hand" is
- villagers that hate rock music but like musturbation
- that zombies have (sexual) feelings, too

[Zapa]

Hey that movie sounds funny and really trashy!
I think I'll need it next time I'm bored.
Could you report me your opinions on this movie?

[Wence]

Zapa,

Hard Rock Zombies is exquisite fun for bad movie fans and all the followers of bad taste.

(But it is also pure torture for the rest of humanity !)