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« on: April 13, 2005, 10:46:57 AM »
And, at long last, a new review.  Now I just have to get in touch with Ken Begg about the horror that will be our dual "The Trial of Billy Jack" review effort.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/breakin/
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2005, 10:49:03 AM »
I saw this one in the theater!! Be kind, it's part of my childhood!
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2005, 11:26:21 AM »
Andrew, you are so much braver than I. I hope  the brain cells you sacrificed watching this crap don't hamper you too much as you get older.
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2005, 11:36:41 AM »
Wow, I'd gotten so used to seeing Godzilla, it's almost weird to see something else. When the page came up, I got the sense that something was out of place immediately. Took me a second to realize it was a new review, and a Cannon film to boot. Woo hoo!



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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 11:56:27 AM »
It feels like coming home again to have a new Andrew review.

That pic of Van Damme doin' the wiggle is priceless.  Sad part is his career is at an even lower point now than it was when he was in BREAKIN'.

Oh how the mighty have fallen...
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2005, 12:49:01 PM »
Hmm, give me  a date at least two weeks off, because I've only done a third of the film, but if I don't have a headline hanging over my head, it's hard for me to get going.
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2005, 12:59:29 PM »
This here series has the most ridiculous sequel name ever.  Some one should do Review 2, Electric Bugaloo.

You know, 20 year s later and that joke is still good.  
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2005, 02:06:58 PM »
HE'S BACK!
And the man proves it with another steller review of a true pain parade!

Mr. Borntreger....welcome home!
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2005, 02:37:10 PM »
*enters* site

Whoa! The picture's different! *gasp* A new review how great!

That was my actual reaction while it actually happened.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2005, 04:22:04 PM »
I never thought Breakin' would be a sight for sore eyes!
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2005, 06:07:26 PM »
Holy crap, in all of these years of making fun of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, it did not occur to me that there must be a Breakin' 1.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2005, 11:17:45 PM »
My first reaction was "what the hell happened to the blonde chick from journey to the seventh planet"? It took me awhile to get that their was a new review. Great review anyway Andrew.


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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2005, 11:51:43 PM »
Welcome home Mr. Borntreger.  It's good to see a new review.  I'm glad I won't be there when you finish The Trial of Billy Jack review... it was bad enough watching you start it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2005, 07:11:07 AM »
The Breakin' review was excellent...good to see you haven't lost your touch. I also believe that your vid capture of Van Dammit in the unitard...well, that's just plain funny all by itself.
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2005, 10:12:57 AM »
Sweet, new review.  Just one question, I wasn't sure from your review, but it almost sounds like Ozone has a chip on his shoulder.

And that has to be the most embarrassing picture of Van Damme.
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