ulthar
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2005, 08:27:19 PM » |
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Why just toads, and nothing else?
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2005, 10:11:40 PM » |
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I saw a movie once about cockroaches that set people on fire and they ultimately died off because they came from very deep within the earth and could not handle the low air pressure on the surface. In the end their guts exploded outward.
So, frogs from the center of the Earth?
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Ellie
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2005, 12:08:07 AM » |
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Ok a co worker told me that frogs can't pass gas. Maybe something in the pond is giving them gas and they can't expel it .
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2005, 06:01:03 AM » |
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Well, the explanation comes a certain Frank Mutschmann. I looked him up on Google, and he is renowned specialist in diseases of amphibians. I can't imagine they hop about for long without their liver. On the other hand, those who die without a bang presumabley go unnoticed.
That being said, I still think it is a Pentagon experiment gone awry. Perhaps the CIA tried to develop a means against suicide bombers and some of the test animals escaped.
Either that or a leakage in an interdimensional portal.
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odinn7
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2005, 06:36:07 AM » |
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"Either that or a leakage in an interdimensional portal."
AH! See! That's what I'm getting at...those damn inter-dimensional portals will do it to you every time!
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2005, 07:31:48 AM » |
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Could it be little toad-shaped blobs of antimatter?
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2005, 08:06:33 AM » |
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Maybe these frogs have constipation. They canĀ“t neither fart nor belch so they explode. poor toadies! schnief
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2005, 09:57:55 AM » |
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LOL.
Of course, that's the story they want you to believe.
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2005, 11:53:44 AM » |
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I'm thinking a fertile toad was confused and got it on with a hand granade.
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2005, 01:18:26 PM » |
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TOAD SHRAPNEL!
But, now did the horney toad pull the grenades pin?...wait...don't go there....
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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2005, 02:48:46 PM » |
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How do the crows get the toads to open their mouths so they can snatch their liver out? Do they have surgeon crows that do a quick operation or maybe they stick their feathers in their mouths to get them to cough them up? I would really like to know how it happens.
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 12:20:48 PM » |
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According to the German expert, the crows pierce the side of the toads with great accuracy and yank out the liver. This doesn't seem to bother the toads too much, for some reason.
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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2005, 12:55:36 PM » |
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Maybe they ate pop rocks and then drank Coke. That's what happened to Mikey you know. From the cereal commercials.
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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2005, 01:58:59 PM » |
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Dammit...didn't Mikey die from eating Wonder Bread?
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« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2005, 08:29:59 AM » |
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If only we could get the dreaded canetoads here in Australia to do that....
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