Nazi zombie movie hysteria. The signs are obvious: that glazed eye look, watching the TV screen with a gaped jaw expression waiting in dire anticipation for the next lapse in utter boredom.
Yes fellow bad movie lovers, it is a frightening syndrome of which we must all be cautious, lest we fall within its malignant grasp and begin to believe hallucinatory thoughts like Jess Franco is a good director (shudder).
Won't you contribute to the 'Save
Scott from Nazi Zombie Movie Hysteria' fund and help put an end to this malady? After all, a
Scott is a terrible thing to waste.
Remember to just say 'No' to nazi zombie movies, or this could happen to you:
It's not pretty, is it?