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« on: July 02, 2005, 08:11:42 PM »

Will anyone survive Uwe Boll's next film?

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2005, 09:57:15 PM »

Nobody,

Nothing against you, but I'm really sick of everyone blasting Uwe Boll's flicks.  I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only person alive who honestly loves his films.  

Boll's films are about the most fun damn films out there.  They are insanely bad, plot holes abound, acting is atrocious, yet are 100% entertaining from beginning to end.  I say bring on the films Boll, even if it means that my wife and I will be the only ones in the theater as was the case with Alone In The Dark.

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2005, 11:15:58 PM »

I could've enjoyed Uwe Boll in the same manner you have, but he put his filthy paws all over Bloodrayne- a video game I absolutely loved- and I can't forgive him for that. A Bloodrayne movie, filmed by a competent director, could've been an outstanding film- especially if it was set in the proper time and place (1940's Germany).
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2005, 11:50:25 PM »

Wow. It's weird to see BURT REYNOLDS play a role as a king. Even if it is in a Uwe Boll film.
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2005, 12:11:02 AM »

I see Skaboi and Nobody points. I too am getting tired of people blasting boll. The thing is I am a video game fan too. Bloodrayne is not the best game but its fun.  Its just a vampire chick killing Nazis a really don't see how you can mess that up. Boll decides to go with a prequel which personal I don't like. I am not going to dish out  $10 to see in the theater. I will just wait to rent it. I do get p**sed when I see a crappy movie in the theater maybe I will like the flim more if I rent.


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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2005, 11:09:24 AM »

Nobody,

I understand what you mean completely.  I liked both Bloodrayne games and feel it would be better if it was set in '40s Germany with Nazis and all that.  

But, I'll probably still go see it in the theater anyway.  I don't know exactly what it is about Bolls films, I just find them so damned enjoyable.

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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2005, 09:36:40 AM »

I'm rooting for Boll now. He's become his own underdog. I'm looking forward to the day he makes a good flick, and when it happens it will be like Rocky knocking out Ivan Drago. It'll be like Daniel-san crane kicking the Kobra Kai bully. It'll be a triumphant moment that we will all remember for the rest of our lives. And I'll be Rob Schneider up in the stands yelling, "You can do it!"



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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2005, 10:32:02 AM »

Iraq is gone

Boll stays


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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2005, 03:58:36 PM »

"Uwe Boll brought to you by Lemon Pepsi."

Now I have a drink to hate, as well as a director. lol
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2005, 05:14:08 PM »

Life's too short to hate people who don't even know I exist

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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2005, 08:43:42 PM »

I see nothing wrong with Boll. His movies are funny...what more could you ask for? Just don't go into one of his movies thinking it's going to be a work of art and there should be no problem.

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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2005, 09:16:46 PM »

...I question your tastes Foy.

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2005, 08:28:31 AM »

"...I question your tastes Foy."

A rather amusing statement coming from a person posting on a message board devoted to bad movies.

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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2005, 08:53:10 AM »

Foywonder wrote:

> "...I question your tastes Foy."
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> A rather amusing statement coming from a person posting on a
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Bravo!

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2005, 01:03:07 PM »

"A rather amusing statement coming from a person posting on a message board devoted to bad movies."

Not as amusing as the fact that about half of the folks on this board who enjoy such films as manos: the hands of fate,  the creeping terror, and Ed wood stuff among other bad films cant stand Boll or his films.

To be honest you almost sound like a 'Boll troll' with your support of this guy.

I have to say Boll is an insult to bad movies everywhere.

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