Scott Tissue

[BeyondTheGrave]

Hey guys maybe we should stop picking on Scott but on second thought I think he can roll with the punches

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Most of all I hate dancing then work, exercise, people,stupid people

[Scott]

As head of the Scott Company I will recycle all of the used bathroom tissue and pass the saving onto you the consumer, butt then again that's just me.



Post Edited (08-31-05 21:12)

[Menard]

Butt won't that wipe out the competition?

[Scott]

No, compitition is healthy and can create bigger markets. Our company goal is to have our recycled TP in every household. We need alternative brands for comparison. We want Toilet Paper on everyones mind.



Post Edited (09-01-05 05:22)

[Menard]

Scott wrote:

>  We want Toilet Paper on everyones mind.


Shouldn't that be: We want Toilet Paper on everyone's hind?

[dean]

Hmm... now that Toilet Paper is on my mind [or is it hind?] I recently came across a nice cubicle quote written on one of the cubicles at uni.  I was in the creative arts department [I think] at the time, so it's no wonder this is a poem:

Here I sit
Broken Hearted
Came to s**t
Only Farted


My oh my, the words of a modern poet can be very emotional... it is truly a tale of woe and despair.  What a poor fellow he must have been.

[Menard]

Well, now that we are on the subject of bathroom/cubicle quotes, there was a sign placed in the bathroom of a business which read:

My aim is to keep this bathroom clean
Your aim will help

[trekgeezer]

Here's one for ya:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be sweetie
And wipe the seatie    

[dean]

trek_geezer wrote:

> Here's one for ya:
>
> If you sprinkle
> When you tinkle
> Be sweetie
> And wipe the seatie    
>
>

My aunt has that one at her place, so whenever I think of it, I always think of that place as it used to be [before renovations]

Damn toilet quote giving me memories! How dare it!!

Also saw this one, though it's not as good as that poem:

'There is nothing more important than a good dump.'

I have to say, he makes a valid point, I guess.