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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2005, 08:35:44 PM »

Your looking in the wrong place. Try going to a star wars convention or something along those lines

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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2005, 08:43:47 PM »

Just Plain Horse wrote:

> Is it me, or is that much virgin blood harder to find these
> days?
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Wow, what a striking social comment!  What with the state of teenage sexuality and perhaps the social stigma of being labelled a virgin it really must be hard for all those old hags to scrounge up a little virgin blood here and there for their evil machinations...

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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2005, 10:12:23 PM »

Does this mean that Vampirism will die out?
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« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2005, 10:11:24 AM »

I don't know about vampirism, but dragons will definitely starve.

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« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2005, 12:58:21 PM »

And King Kong.

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« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2005, 01:06:15 PM »

Scottie wrote:

> And King Kong.
>

So that's why Fay Wray was screaming so much. . .

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« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2005, 01:59:35 PM »

*shakes head* Well, first off, vampirism won't totally die off... it will just be limited to California... as for dragons, well, they've all died from secondhand (firsthand?) smoke... And lastly, do you really think Kong cares if a girl's a virgin or not? Being the only one of his kind on his island, I imagine those dinosaurs looked pretty good to him before blondie showed up... Hell, Jurassic Park would seem like a harem to him!

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« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2005, 10:19:05 PM »

All those virgin female dinosaurs and him the only male   Yeah, I can see the attraction......
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« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2005, 01:12:19 PM »


I love this line... "Since I am the daughter of a minister, spirituality is also important to me."

She forgot to say, "....which is why I'm willing to consider whoring myself out for money."  

Although she does look hot, though....

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« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2005, 02:03:28 PM »

BTM wrote:

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> I love this line... "Since I am the daughter of a minister,
> spirituality is also important to me."
>
> She forgot to say, "....which is why I'm willing to consider
> whoring myself out for money."  
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> Although she does look hot, though....
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> :)
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Hey! Watch it there buddy...that's my future wife you're talking about...well, as soon as I come up with another $599,967 that is.

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« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2005, 03:27:30 PM »

She's a minister's daughter.  What is so shocking about the fact that she'd sell her soul for $600 000.00?  Most televangelists go for less than half of that.
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« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2005, 12:24:41 PM »

odinn7 wrote:

> Hey! Watch it there buddy...that's my future wife you're
> talking about...well, as soon as I come up with another
> $599,967 that is.
>

It's good to have lofty, unattainable ambitions :)

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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2005, 04:45:11 PM »

I already spent it on hookers and blow.
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« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2005, 06:42:45 PM »

The story made it onto Keith Olbermann, but I didn't watch it. I was in the middle of watching something else, and had been flipping channels during the commerical break.

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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2005, 09:04:21 PM »

LH-C wrote:

> The story made it onto Keith Olbermann, but I didn't watch it.
> I was in the middle of watching something else, and had been
> flipping channels during the commerical break.
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Too bad you didn't watch it as you would've seen me in the background begging for money.

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