Anyone Have $600,000 That I can Borrow?

[Just Plain Horse]

akiratubo wrote:

> I already spent it on hookers and blow.

For that price, I hope it was worth it.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Darn! You guys have to start thinking outside of the box. Male virgins, under certain circumstances (such as "The Beastmaster," "Wickerman," etc.) are perfectly acceptable. Not that there is anybody right that around here.

A hot tub?! A tanning bed?! Hmmm?! I wonder if she's thinking about inviting her local boy scout troop over for some fun and games. Of course, if she starts playing Snakes and Ladders, then watch out.