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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2005, 01:47:37 PM »

The Burgomaster wrote:

> I scored as Lara Croft #1

I would so do you.  

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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2005, 01:53:39 PM »

James Bond all the way. 88% I think it had something to do with my taste in clothing, style, and women. I also have slightly relaxed morals, am a little corrupt, and love to travel. I also like to work while drinking heavily, and Bond surely does that. Even the picture they show of Bond has him with a martini in his hand. It's all me--



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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2005, 02:22:45 PM »

I am Spiderman:
The Amazing Spider-Man 75%
Batman, the Dark Knight   58%
Neo, the "One"   50%
The Terminator   50%
Indiana Jones   50%
Captain Jack Sparrow   46%
Lara Croft 46%
Maximus   46%
William Wallace   42%
James Bond, Agent 007   33%
El Zorro 21%

But I don't like spandex either.  Webswinging would be real cool though.
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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2005, 02:53:07 PM »


You are Captain Jack Sparrow- I'm ALMOST flattered.  

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
 
Captain Jack Sparrow
 
 75%
Indiana Jones
 
 71%
Batman, the Dark Knight
 
 67%
James Bond, Agent 007
 
 63%
Neo, the "One"
 
 58%
The Terminator
 
 54%
Lara Croft
 
 50%
The Amazing Spider-Man
 
 50%
William Wallace
 
 50%
Maximus
 
 46%
El Zorro
 
 42%
 
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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2005, 07:19:22 PM »


You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man.  

-Cool, since he is my favourite super-hero, though I have to say that I also didn't answer in the positive for the spandex, though I guess you just have to accentuate your positive features so I guess it's ok  :-P


After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.
 
The Amazing Spider-Man
 79%

James Bond, Agent 007
 75%

Batman, the Dark Knight
 75%

Neo, the "One"
 71%

Indiana Jones
 67%

Lara Croft
 63%

Captain Jack Sparrow
 63%

Maximus
 63%

The Terminator
 63%

William Wallace
 58%

El Zorro
 50%

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« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2005, 07:25:37 PM »

Neon Noodle wrote:

> You scored as Neo, the "One".  

Neo Noodle!!!
 
Neo Noodle is the computer hacker-turned-Pasta Chef of the Matrix. He leads a small group of Italian cooks against pre-packaged pasta. Neo Noodle doubts his ability to create the ultimate pasta sauce, but doesn't want to disappoint his hungry friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the taste of fresh pasta and are free from the bonds of fast food consumerism.

 
> Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like
> a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.
>

What tattoo do you have?  Please don't say a white rabbit... it just doesn't fit the image of 'Neo Noodle!'



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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2005, 08:49:07 PM »

Wow, didn't even top 70% on anything.
Probably because of my refusal to wear spandex, leather, or a utility belt/gadgets.
Maximus does rock though.
Maximus                                               67%

Indiana Jones                                      58%

The Terminator                                  50%

The Amazing Spider-Man             46%

William Wallace                                  46%

Lara Croft                                                38%

James Bond, Agent 007                    38%

Captain Jack Sparrow                         33%

Neo, the "One"                                       33%

El Zorro                                                       29%

Batman, the Dark Knight                      25%

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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2005, 09:04:26 PM »

92% for Indiana Jones


Maximus
  71%

James Bond, Agent 007
63%

William Wallace
58%

Lara Croft
50%

Neo, the "One"
46%

The Terminator
38%

Captain Jack Sparrow
38%

El Zorro
33%

Batman, the Dark Knight
33%

The Amazing Spider-Man
0%



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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2005, 10:24:28 PM »

>Neo Noodle!!!

>Neo Noodle is the computer hacker-turned-Pasta Chef of the Matrix. He leads a >small group of Italian cooks against pre-packaged pasta. Neo Noodle doubts >his ability to create the ultimate pasta sauce, but doesn't want to disappoint his >hungry friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the taste of fresh pasta >and are free from the bonds of fast food consumerism.


> Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like
> a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.
>

>What tattoo do you have? Please don't say a white rabbit... it just doesn't fit the >image of 'Neo Noodle!'


This is it: I got it in July of '04, it's my name, my wife's name and my daughter's name in Katakana with our birthdays interwoven, which I designed myself:





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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2005, 10:37:51 PM »

Yeah I'm Indiana Jones!

If not Jones then I was hoping to be either Batman or Spider-Man.

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« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2005, 06:40:41 AM »

Batman! We tend to be misunderstood loners who hang out in caves filled with technology. Why does this not surprise me?

 The score so far is

Batman: 7
Indiana Jones 4
Spiderman 3
Neo/Maximus/Lara Croft/James Bond/Jack Sparrow:1
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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2005, 11:07:35 AM »

AlexB wrote:

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> Neo/Maximus/Lara Croft/James Bond/Jack Sparrow:1

That cannot be right.  I got Maximus, someone else got Neo and someone else got Jack Sparrow, etc.  Unless you meant ONE EACH.

I don't even know why Lara Croft is on this list ...

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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2005, 02:57:45 PM »

Mine came down to a tie-breaker between Spiderman and James Bond The tie breaker question gave Spiderman the nod, but I don't really like Spiderman that much. Must admit that I haven't seen the latest Spiderman films. I would have wanted to be Captain Kirk.

The Amazing Spider-Man
 71%

James Bond, Agent 007
 71%

Lara Croft
63%

El Zorro
63%

Neo, the "One"
58%

Indiana Jones
58%

Maximus
58%

William Wallace
54%

Batman, the Dark Knight
54%

Captain Jack Sparrow
42%

The Terminator
33%

Well, I guess since anyone can make up their own test. The results are sketchy at best. Out of the list I would have picked them like this if I had the choice.

1) Indiana Jones
2) James Bond
3) Zorro
4) Captain Jack Sparrow
5) Neo
6) Lara Croft (well maybe in another life)
7) Batman
8) The Terminator (he's a robot, how can he be a hero?)
9) Maximus (not even sure who this one is)
10) William Wallace (who is this one?)
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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2005, 03:07:59 PM »

William Wallace was the Scottish revolutionary from Braveheart, played by Mel Gibson.

And nobody wants to be him. I mean, he dies. James Bond doesn't die. Neither does any real~ hero.

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« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2005, 03:23:10 PM »

William Wallace. Ok, the real life William Wallace. Thanks for the info Scottie. I guess the sky is the limit for hero's. Why such a short list?

Naturally I'd pick ,

Alexander the Great
Napoleon
Theodoric: King of the Ostrogoths
Hannibal
Genghis Khan,
Attila the Hun
Pancho Villa
Zapata
Theodore Roosevelt
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