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« on: November 15, 2005, 03:55:52 PM »

Name: Copper Mountain : A Club Med Experience
Rated: PG (Why, I have no idea—no objectionable material that I can see)
My Rating: 1 slime
Copyright: 1983


Characters:

Bobby Todd: Jim Carrey! A goofy clown who’s luck with women is about as hot as Jar Jar Binks is with SW fans.

Jackson Reach: Alan Thicke! An arrogant and flamboyant playboy out to win the Pro-Am Ski Championship.

Yogi Hebadaddy: Overweight local bartender—also Jackon’s rival.




Plot: Two bachleors head to Copper Mountain—each with a personal goal in mind. For a movie starring Alan Thicke and Jim Carrey I was expecting much more—heck I was expecting----something.The only positive thing I can say about this is Carrey’s impressions singing Mr. Bojangles.







Things to watch for:

2-min. The movie has barely begun and already they arestarting off by showing almost nothing but the inside of a dark tunnel.

7-min. This is the only funny part in the whole movie folks—get used to it.

16-min. No jim don’t do it!

17-min. A fat guy named Yogi—how hilarious!

21-min. I wish Jackson would just shut up…..

22-min. I’m asking nicely, Jackson. Shut up.

23-min. SHUT UP OR I’LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTS!

28-min. Illegall Immagrants!

31-min. I can’t believe he thought Jim Carrey was an Arab.

34-min. SANDWICH THIEF!

41-min. If you need one reason to skip this film this is it. I mean really,trying to play a pair of skis like a gutiar?

60-min. It’s over!, It’s finally over!

Lessons Learned:

Women don’t find funny men attractive.

Women in hot tubs hate getting wet.

Watching five minutes straight of skis getting waxed (to music no less) Is highly invigorating.

Davy Crockett Jackets are making a  BIG comeback.

In the 80’s the french were the illegal immagrants we had problems with.

It’s hard to tell a white guy from an Arabian guy.

Falling off the ski lift is romantic

People sing a lot at Club Med.

You can play your Skis like a guitar.

A whole minute of a naked Jim Carrey in the shower is a bad idea.

If you come in second you still win first place.

Never watch one of Jim Carrey’s early films.

Logged

God, why did some moron decide to ruin the Dukes Of Hazard with Jessica Simspon as Daisy? Yeaaaaauuurrrgggghhh--the HORROR!
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