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Ash
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« on: December 06, 2005, 06:48:04 AM »
I watched "Midnight Madness" the other day and in it, a guy and his drinking buddies go to the Pabst Brewery to find one of the clues in The Great Allnighter Game.
One guy, who loves beer so much and is unable to control himself, literally jumps into a huge open vat of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

That got me thinking...
If you could jump into a vat of any liquid other than water, what would it be and why?

I have to admit that diving into a giant vat of bright yellow Mt. Dew would be cool!
Swimming in chocolate milk would be fun too.

You're getting mental images in your head aren't you?

What would you jump into?
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2005, 08:32:11 AM »
Chocolate pudding with 2 strippers in it... uh, I ment my wife, yeah
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2005, 08:38:24 AM »
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> Chocolate pudding

I'm not sure if chocolate pudding would be considered a "liquid" but it'd sure be fun!
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2005, 08:44:44 AM »
Gasoline...with a lit match.
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 08:53:26 AM »
ok, how about Jack Daniels, and strippers then...;)
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2005, 09:00:59 AM »
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That isn't a disturbing thought at all


As for me, I love my milk, but methinks that it would be quite the stench on a hot day.  Fizzy drinks of any sort would be interesting, but I'd hate feeling so damn sticky, so I'd have to go with either a warm vat of chocolate syrup, or a vat of jelly.
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2005, 09:02:12 AM »
It would be kind of scary.
Imagine climbing up a metal ladder to a large platform.
At the opposite end of the platform is a diving board.

You walk out to the end of the board and look down into a giant vat filled with Wild Cherry Pepsi.
It's dark brown and you're not sure if it's warm or ice cold.
Do you jump in?

It would be slightly unnerving to know that you're about to dive into a substance that isn't normally jumped into.
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2005, 09:04:24 AM »
dean Wrote:
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Petroleum jelly?
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2005, 09:09:50 AM »
Hey... since xmas is soon, how about a vat of eggnog?
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2005, 09:34:03 AM »
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Odinn - I didn't know you were a monk!
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2005, 09:38:16 AM »
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> Odinn - I didn't know you were a monk!


What a shame...you have wasted what has potential to be a good joke on the likes of me as I just don't seem to get what you're saying. So sorry for my brain fart.
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2005, 09:39:09 AM »
Odinn,

You've never read about monks setting themselves on fire as protest?
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2005, 09:41:22 AM »
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> You've never read about monks setting themselves
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Ok, yes I have. Unfortunately I didn't equate jumping into gas with setting myself on fire as protest. Sorry, I am slow today. I got home from work yesterday and had to fix my f'ing furnace.
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2005, 09:44:16 AM »
Odinn,

Yeah, now that you mention it, it didn't make much sense.

Oh well.
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2005, 10:20:39 AM »
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> Oh well.

Don't worry about it. When you explained it, it  made sense. I just didn't get it initially.

Now back on topic...

What other liquid would I like to jump into?
Battery acid!
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