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Chris @ Stomp Tokyo
« on: March 19, 2001, 04:49:33 PM »

Anywhere he damn well pleases, so long as there are midgets on screen.

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2001, 04:52:20 PM »

And if you ever meet Andrew, be sure to ask the meaning of..."I CAN'T...FEEL...MY ASS!"
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2001, 06:05:25 PM »

As a man I would be very uncomfortable asking a 6 foot tall marine I have only met on the internet that question.
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2001, 12:58:55 PM »

Oh,well tell him you read it in Dr Freex retelling of B-Fest, thats where i got it. And let that be a reminder to watch what you say around friends with web sites Hehehe.!
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2001, 07:48:26 PM »

...with people discussing my behind?  I understand that ultimately I'm responsible for it here, due to a moment of rump weakness at NOWFF, but this is turning into a theme for this week.

« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2001, 04:10:25 PM »

aND FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. The way Dr F. wrote about it, reminds me of the kind of stuff my gang does. If you say the wrong thing, You Will Regret it! I read the bit, and i could just see it...everybody is half awake, and you left them rolling in the ailes, by saying what was likely on their minds too! Oh well...hope you guys can make a tape. "best Riffs of B-FEST 2001" I'll by that for a dollar!
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