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trekgeezer
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« on: December 07, 2005, 11:51:16 AM »
Just when I think I've seen it all, something happens to make me more cynical about people in general.

What would you call these guys, professional alibiist?

The Alibi Network
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 02:50:18 PM »
I've seen ads on bus stop benches for dna testing: 1-800-R U The Dad (or something close to that).
Pretty sad indictments of our times.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 06:58:09 PM »
A guy I work with got rich on parental DNA testing and is living high on the DNA hog.  We couldn't get him to use "Who's your daddy?" on his advertising... stupid professionalism.
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 07:27:30 PM »
Can use them to get out of Christmas dinner with the in-laws?
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 07:40:54 PM »
Cool.  Now I know who to call to hide my activities while I film my new zombie psycho thriller.  Gotta keep things top secret, ya know.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2005, 03:57:30 PM »
Any co-worker who uses their services?....never trust them agine...
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