Who would play you in a movie?

[AndyC]

I'll just walk away now, which is hard to do with my foot in my mouth.

[odinn7]

Don't worry about it AndyC, no big deal.

[Scott]

Woody Allen
Adam West
Michael Richards
Dan Aykroyd
Don Knotts
Don Adams

[AndyC]

I have the answer, Odinn. You could be played by Terry O'Quinn. He kind of fits the basic physical description, or he used to.

Of course, some scenes would need to be rewritten to suit Mr. O'Quinn. For example, the squirrel would chase your daughter through the woods and into a trap, at which point you'd kill it with a knife.

[odinn7]

Oh...the Stepfather guy. Sure, that would work well. Perhaps the scene could just be me grabbing the squirrel and biting a chunk out of his neck.
I like it.

[AndyC]

Hey, I just noticed -- Odinn....O'Quinn....It's meant to be.

[The Burgomaster]

The real question here is "WHY would anyone play me in a movie?"

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Hmmm, as a younger, thinner, more haired me I would not have minded Cary Elwes.  Sadly, I now reseble an ungodly combination of Food TV's Alton Brown and Mario Batali.  My mother-in-law says I look like someone from the Country music world named "Cletus" .  ANYONE who snickers, giglles or agrees will have their hard drive crash.
-Ed

[C.B.W.]

Cast to play me in the movie of my life:

Giovanni Ribisi (whom I most resemble, 'cept he ain't purdy enuff)

John Karlen (Willie Loomis from dark Shadows)

Ted Edwards (they way he played his character in 1934's Maniac)

I can see where Cillian Murphy could be a good fit sometimes too.

Of course I would just play myself and outshine them all.